DISORDER JOURNALS

AVERYS, CLEM MAX, HUGO NOTT, THOR ROWLE, VIC MULCIBER

So, the Potterwatch thing. I read what you wrote, Uncle Hugo, but I have to ask. Is it real or not? Are the Carrows torturing the children students at Hogwarts with the Unforgivable Curses? And if so, what do you think about it?

Please spare me the bullshit responses of the students "deserving" it or whatever.

SINISTRA LOWE

I tried to make a lasagna today and failed spectacularly. Idk how I'm going to survive in another place without a house-elf.

DANTE AVERY

"We have something in common. I thought she was my friend too."

Uhm?

VICTORIA MULCIBER

Hey. 💛

GERALD AVERY

Dad, I want you to be honest with me about something.

[ LATER ]
THORFINN ROWLE

Do you think you would ever leave?

[ EVEN LATER ]
SINISTRA LOWE

Do I look like I could be a Willa?

HUGO NOTT

Can I ask you a question, Uncle Hugo?

AVERYS, CLEMENT MAX, HUGO NOTT, THORFINN ROWLE

THIS WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN TO ANY OF YOU.

WHAT THE FUCK?

KEATS AVERY

So I am really annoyed by this but for whatever reason my flying horse vendor won't let me rent flying horses for your party? WELL rather, they said I could only rent out 2 and I said that's not nearly enough. I hope Vic is able to get them, because honestly!

Also, I've ordered the cheesecakes.

What else do you want? Name anything and I'll make it happen. (Except the flying horses, apparently.)

Let's make it the best party yet!

VIOLET SLUGHORN

We should talk.

THOR ROWLE

Why does your mother look at me like that? It's unnerving a little bit.

WADA is putting on a performance of The Tales of the Three Brothers and I can't wait to watch it! Granted, it's not until the end of May but I've got my tickets ready and I am looking forward to appreciating the enormous amount of talent these theatrical artists have. Who else got the pre-sale tickets?

PARTY GUESTS

Thank you all for coming to my lovely party organised by my ever-so-darling best friend, Sinistra. It truly was a night to remember, and I hope you all had a great time, as well!!!

"The promise of spring's arrival is enough to get anyone through the bitter winter."

I am SO ready for it to be spring!!

SINISTRA LOWE

I love you a lot a lot a lot. Are you okay?

Seems like we don't need wireless dramas anymore for our entertainment needs. Hm.

PURISTS UNDER 35 + GERALD AVERY + HUGO NOTT

I am going to murder someone. Probably.

Omg it's such a shame so many copies of The Beacon are littered all over Diagon Alley. I went there to get something picked up for an event, but I was so turned off by all the litter!! I guess it's nice that people don't care so much about unverified and untruthful "facts" and chose to just litter, but WE STILL NEED TO CARE ABOUT THE ENVIRONMENT!!! Please recycle!!!!!!

So, January has sucked a lot.

C/O 2014

I don't think it has really sunk in for me yet. That she's gone.

DANTE AVERY

Can we hang out tonight?

I'm really looking forward to the Montrose vs. Puddlemere match tomorrow! It's going to be quite a match and I've got great tickets to the match thanks to a client (and have an extra ticket, if anyone is interested but my brother might come with me, so I don't know..), so even better! (I'll be cheering for Montrose myself, but I can admit that Puddlemere is a great team, too.)

Happy Friday, everyone!

DANTE AVERY

Hello, brother.

VIOLET SLUGHORN

Have you told him yet? What are you going to do?

PURIST PUREBLOOD FRIENDS

Hey, who wants to host a small get-together this weekend? I need to let off some steam, and will be more than happy to cover the expenses. xx

Happy Friday, everyone! For those looking to organise your next event, please consider using the services of Fun & Done — I decided to run my holiday sales through the month of January, and I can guarantee that you will have the best and hassle-free experience!

Also, in the spirit of it being Friday: tell me something good that has happened to you recently.