DISORDER JOURNALS

so, hey, blanket announcement that if you think we're friends & then you murder someone i care about & then you lie about it, we're not friends. & if you knew & that it was cool to keep it from me & lol behind my back or think 'wow how good & brave' we're also not friends! i'm just getting it out there. it's a brave new world and i don't think mr huxley would want me to go into it lying or anything

i guess

i'm not reading something called brave new world but that's what prob is contained in it

you all get the picture anyway

hey, so if anyone's offering rewards or w/e in the grand vein of hw montague.

if someone knows who killed richenza, my trade is unfortunately nothing like letting an innocent person out of jail. but i can promise you pictures of people wearing sandals and socks, a discount, a very nice selection of cursed things and you know. maybe some galleons. i'm not poor and i won't imprison your friend!

DEATH EATERS (public/that Robin knows)

lucius malfoy promised me something like this wouldn't happen. he promised. & you're all just letting some daft hooter account tell every fucking tom dick & harry? are you serious? what the fuck is your problem?

get fucking stuffed

it's nearly easter which means this saturday i'm running the annual knockturn easter egg hunt.

come one, come all. i'm selling tickets or you can buy some from b&b. with the ticket you get a feeling of superiority and also maybe i'll actually give you the prize. some of the eggs are cursed! some of them will jump out of your way! some of them when you crack them open there's gold in them. there's other stuff in some of them, kindly contributed by b&b and some other shops. it's gonna be worth more than the gold.

tickets are really needed for entry to the pub after. that's gonna be a good one.

i found the tweet of my heart, my soul, my whole life. you're welcome

also i missed a call this morning and when i checked my vm it's some man who was returning a call i made about purchasing a cow. idk if a cow would go with my cat. like debbie mightn't like bessie. but i've decided that it's time that the two shall meet

[ edd fran sin rol ri friends of richenza ]

idrk how to say this so i guess this is it or something but: richenza died.

saw this sign while i was out for work today. it's like they knew i needed to work on my axe throwing. thx @ every deity known to man, i've just the spot for it now

real q: do you think we can use our own pix for this ID thing? bc any IDs i've had i've def been able to use my own model pix. and i have the perfect one

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it's got all the info you'd need for me imo.

after halloween every year borgin & burke always get an uptick in donations of supposedly haunted family artefacts. most of the time they're complete rubbish, barely cursed, probably not worth very much. we recently acquired these though



they're beautiful & heavily cursed. previous owners have reported the candlesticks following them through the home, setting small fires (including an alleged incident were one previous owner said they set her hair on fire) & attacking guests that they've decided they don't like. the candlesticks cannot be touched by bare hands without burning flesh.

they're p cool & they're definitely going to be highly sought after. people in the shop have already said they saw them creeping in the shadows so if you wanna look you probably should before they get bought. i'm js

[ francine ]

you have got to stop telling people i'm a death eater

[ KNOCKTURN RESIDENTS & REGULARS ]

ok but this is a challenge

& we can't take challenges lying down

hello, fellow earthlings & quizgoers

the pirates booty (formerly skull and bones, formerly formerly the mermaid's crypt) is having their usual saturday night quiz this week but, as advertised, it's gonna have a special spooky theme. it's obvs gonna be halloween & yours truly is quizmaster. i've been proper researching these questions so pls come with all your knowledge about weird creatures, strange folklore, terrible true crime & also incredibly morbid ways to die.

everyone's welcome. apart from dmle*



* this is a joke **

** unless you don't have a sense of humour, then fr. not welcome

i was looking through my videos from the haunted house last night and there's like, the same people screaming throughout the whole thing so

i'm js it was 💯