DISORDER JOURNALS

FAIRBOURNE.

you were an even WORSE friend than i could've EVER thought and i can't wait until you die

LOOK at this HORRIFIC POEM I found today!!!! i'm LITERALLY haunted by how GROSS and WEIRD it is

I know why you favour horses
The reason, of course is
Because you, yourself, are a stallion
To smell your hair I’d give every last galleon
Of course your beloved would make me die
But it’s the little deaths that count, don’t lie*

um first off you don't need to be a WORLD CLASS DETECTIVE to know this is CLEARLY about RODOLPHUS LESTRANGE???? but secondly WHY? and thirdly WHY did i have to SEE THIS and FOURTH and LAST maybe WHY ARE YOU WRITING LUST POEMS ABOUT A DEATH EATER

I couldn't even BRING myself to read the OTHER poems on the page 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

ROLF & FERGUS.

I've THOUGHT about it and i GUESS I'll help INVESTIGATE. you DO need my SKILLS

[* credit to rhia and her poetry skillz]

[LINK TO VLOG]

SOMETIMES you just have to let your VOICE speak for yourself

if these ROGUE accounts are REAL i just wanted to say I TOLD YOU SO AND I'M ALWAYS RIGHT

jsyk deleting someone's contact off your phone is CATHARTIC!

GRYFFINDOR '13-'17 (MINUS LAYLA) + ROLF.

First off NONE of you better be DEATH EATERS because I will LITERALLY TOSS YOU into an ERUPTING VOLCANO and SECOND, we should create a list of SUSPECTS.

I'LL go first

OBVIOUSLY
1) theodora travers

FRIENDS.

FYI!!!! a DEATH EATER broke into my place the other night and was just SITTING THERE AT MY DESK!!!! it was a GIRL but honestly it could be a DISGUISE except she said she wasn't WILLY and now that i've thought about it a lot more he TOTALLY isn't capable of accomplishing that. WHOEVER it was BYPASSED (most of) my traps and kept TALKING to me like trying to carry on a CONVERSATION. She or THEY kept saying I needed to be CAREFUL and to STOP and like ??? WHAT???? EVERYTHING about this is CONCERNING IMO and after some THOUGHT i've come to a FEW CONCLUSIONS

• I'M BEING IMPERIUSED TO GIVE UP MY PERSONAL INFORMATION
can someone PLEASE check this for me THANKS

• i REALLY have a stalker that's NOT Willy
• OR WILLY IS FEEDING INFORMATION ABOUT ME TO THE DEATH EATERS

• IT'S COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE

think about it: WHO would know where i LIVE and how to get IN and SIT AT MY DESK better than someone who KNOWS ME? SO THIS IS A WARNING if it's ANY of you that's TELLING DEATH EATERS PERSONAL INFORMATION I will LITERALLY throw you into a ravine and let ASHWINDERS EAT YOUR BODY

BETTY.

RE our SECRET PROJECT: I got Ciara Fawcett to AGREE to do something with it. She was KIND OF hard to convince but I WON.

I FINALLY visited my FAV hairdresser since i was DEPRESSED and changing my hair ALWAYS helps a little because joanna is a MASTER at anything hair related and she never fails to transform your IDEAS into a REAL vision but when I went yesterday, SHE WASN'T THERE!!!!!!!!! I thought maybe she was just out for the day so I asked around and GUESS WHAT.

SHE'S
IN
AZKABAN

so i guess that means when you DIDN'T know she was really a MB and thought she was a HB that was TOTALLY FINE even though her quality of work WAS SO MUCH BETTER than ANYONE ELSE but NOW she's unacceptable??? YOU WERE GETTING YOUR HAIR STYLED BY HER ANYWAYS!!!

this is just ANOTHER reason why these HYPOCRITES shouldn't be in POWER and MUST be stopped

You can read about my experience on my blog!!

ROLF.

HELLO. I can't find my CODEBREAKING book and i need it IMMEDIATELY

FERGUS.

I need a FAVOUR

it's been over 100 days since my mum was STOLEN from me just because she's a Muggleborn.

She's the kindest, funniest, most thoughtful mum in the WORLD and she never ever did anything wrong. She's also super smart and can talk to ANYONE about ANYTHING. She ALWAYS sees the best in things even THOUGH everyone proves her wrong. She loves magic and is the BEST at it, ESPECIALLY charms. she likes to skip the last step whenever she's walking down the stairs and she cut my hair until i was 15. this is me and my mum LAST HANUKKAH! When i was little I had a lot of trouble READING but she always helped me and one time i got stuck in the tree outside and i thought i'd be stuck there FOREVER because there was a broken branch and i was SO afraid of stepping on it and it was about to RAIN and i didn't think anyone could hear me but my MUM did and she climbed up and got me down. on my bday she always takes me out to lunch just the two of us and it's ALWAYS the best day

BASICALLY she's the best person i know and NO ONE compares to her. SOMETIMES i'm I miss her ALL the time. it really sucks that i don't even know how she's DOING but it ESPECIALLY sucks because it's hanukkah and it's not the same without her

my mum MATTERS just like YOURS does (except if yours is an EVIL MURDERER) and just like ALL muggleborns do

MORE PROOF THAT THE DRCMC (AND BY EXTENSION, THE MINISTRY) IS USELESS:

• There were SO MANY HAGS in DIAGON TODAY!!!!!!!!
  
• I couldn't even WALK THROUGH WITHOUT RUNNING INTO ONE
  
• THEN!!!! I saw one of them BITE A MUGGLEBORN WITHOUT A WAND
  
• so when I TRIED to contact the USELESS DRCMC, NO ONE answered and now I have a BRUISE on my KNEE because the hag PUSHED ME OVER!!!!!

GRYFFINDOR '13-'17 + ROLF.

i TOTALLY forgot about this but i "STOLE"* WILLY'S WAND the other day LOL do you think the wandless can still RECEIVE MAIL? c/o DIAGON ALLEY?

BECCA and PERCY you can't TELL UMBRIDGE. GRYFFINDOR'S HONOUR!!!!

* he doesn't DESERVE a wand

MIGRAINE CENTRAL (ROBIN BURKE).

how do i defeat CURSED PLANTS

later.
G. MONTAGUE.

i have a QUESTION

given the TRAGIC events surrounding MR. REMUS LUPIN, EX-PROFESSOR (and only SOMETIMES werewolf), I've decided to start a FUND for his rescue efforts! You don't have to donate a lot, but a little goes a LONG WAY! 🌕🐺

MORE IMPORTANTLY ADDITIONALLY, if you have time to donate to THE LUPIN FUND, PLEASE consider stopping by there IRENE GOLDSTEIN ESCAPE FROM AZKABAN FUND! her family would EXTREMELY appreciate it 😊

⬇⬇⬇⬇⬇⬇⬇⬇⬇⬇
GOFUNDME FOR THE RESCUE OF REMUS LUPIN

GOFUNDME FOR IRENE GOLDSTEIN'S ESCAPE

FORMER AUROR (PROBABLY OKAY) OWEN DEARBORN.

HELLO! i have an important research question about AZKABAN