DISORDER JOURNALS

and please say hello to the newest member of mine and ang's family. her name is eupraxia wilhelmina anastasia chelys, esquire; hellion and she's a badass party turtle for hire. 🐢

also, was anyone else's wireless acting weird yesterday? mine kept whistling and tbh i was starting to think i'd gone mad but it's been quiet today, so maybe not.

and thanks for the bday wishes, everyone!

ROGER

hey, i missed you last night. i hope you're feeling better 💙

[Order]

Hello hello, Order healer-types, could anyone pop over to the shop? My illustrious twin seems to have been hit with... well, I recognise a conjunctivitis hex when I see one, but he's seeing things that are not exactly real too and Katie and I are starting to get a bit worried. I can take him to Mungo's if you think I should, but considering this could be retaliation for a host of things I wasn't sure. We deal with illusions more than hallucinations in our products so I'm kind of stumped here.

[Percy]

Likely percentage chance that these new ID badges all have tracking charms on them? Don't suppose you've seen a prototype?

Also if you're talking to Fred today, cut him slack, I think he's a bit ill.

[MINISTRY]

In creating the workflow which will identify reporting requirements to appraise the Minister of the new ID registration initiative, please provide the following:

Department who owns the Initative

Charms specific to ID badge

Information which ID badge contains

Data columns required for tracking purposes

Head who signs off on ID badge

Requesting response by 20:00 on 4 December.

P.I.W.

[WEASLEYS]

I want in, p

[OLIVER]

Fred's acting off. That's all I know. Will let you know if they decide to tell me more.

[Friends *]

So uh, the ID cards. Thoughts? Seems kind of crazy doesn't it?

* I am not sure who all Patty is friends with outside of Gryffindors and Roger so if you think you are Patty's friend you probably are but let me know if you have any questions.

And yet somehow I don't feel any safer.

ORDER.

idk what to do about the whole mandatory ID card thing, but I did have a thought about something else. Next monday there's a whole yay purebloods exhibition opening specifically celebrating the Averys, Lestranges, and Malfoys with a whole dumb fundraising event.

I think we should ruin it. At the very least maybe we could vandalize the exhibition - change the text and use the opportunity to say something worthwhile but maybe there's other things too.

"History does not repeat itself, but it often rhymes." - Mark Twain

I hope everyone has been keeping well. I am sure many of you have heard of the new safety initiative. We have had some unsafe situations as of late and the Minister has come to me with this initiative as the Head of the Muggle-born Registration Committee.

What are the IDS?
They are Identification Badges that will have your photo and include your Full name, Date of Birthday, Blood Status, Home address, and finally an ID Number.

Why do I need an ID?
Other than for your own safety. An ID is required to enter Diagon Alley, the Ministry of Magic, St Mungo's, and any other wizarding establishment. Additionally, an ID is required to enter any Diagon Alley or Wizarding establishment. To make a purchase you must have your ID.

Where do I register?
The Muggle-born Registration Committee Office.

Additional Questions
When do I need my ID by? December 11, 2017.
Can I get a new picture? On a case by case basis.
Will we be monitoring you? Oh no, how silly this is a security measure.
Is it required? Yes. You will not be allowed entrance to any of the above-mentioned areas unless you have an ID badge.

DEATH EATERS.

What are we actually doing with this ID shit thing?

So. We're sheep, to be tagged?