DISORDER JOURNALS

hbd to my second favourite magpie 🎉🎉

[Order]

Hey healer Dearborn, Caroline lost a lot of blood on our wandless rescue mission and is still unconscious. Probs just catching up on beauty sleep but can you get to the safehouse and check her out? I also popped my own shoulder back in so if you could check that I didn't make that worse that would be 👍🏻 But I also have a v important snotty purist party to get to and my arm will survive if there's no time (I'm fine mum. Nothing loads of alcohol won't fix😉)

We only got 3 out. DEs seemed to be ready for us this time

[Owen Dearborn + Chelsea Corner]

So my favourite barista's been poisoning my coffee and I think she's been Imperiused to do it and you two are probably like the only two Aurors left I trust so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Gryffindor '16, Cho, Eddie, Oliver, Percy]

Don't think I'm going to make it tonight since I'm currently at St. Mungo's waiting for an antidote.

Also someone better go sit with Patty.

[Quidditch]

Be extra careful of special coffees.

DMLE MINUS YAXLEY.

Roger Davies (reserve Chaser for the Falcons) warded Owen and me yesterday about his barista poisoning his coffee -- her name's Angela, she works at [name of coffee shop], and when I went to talk to her, she just said she hadn't noticed anything and that she's been having a good week. The manager said that he hadn't realised anything was different either, until that day. I took her to St. Mungo's but they couldn't say for sure what had happened -- just that she had been cursed. I think it's safe to say it was probably the Imperius though.

I think the bloke in the flat next to me is performing some kind of sketchy ritual. I keep hearing this low like, Gregorian chanting punctuated by a loud "Ow" or "Oh sonuva --"

It would be funny if it weren't a little disconcerting. If a portal to another dimension opens, well, it's been nice knowing you all.

Diagon Alley is a mess! On my way to work this morning, I broke a heel and nearly my ankle trying to maneuver over all the broken cobblestone. Does anyone know who is in charge of fixing this?

In happier news, Borgin & Burkes is having a sale on books this week! Stop by to see how much the tome you've been coveting is discounted. Books make delightful holiday gifts!