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Frohe Weihnachten, and to anyone I did not see this morning, thank you deeply for your gifts. If you do not see me very much over the coming days, it is because I have many new books to read! So thank you again, my friends. I know we are not here by choice, but you have made the time bearable.

[PM to Ford]
This [...] journal you gave me. Do you know what it is?

[PM to Cal & Ram]
Do I seem very humourless??

[PM to Linds]
I have immediately rolled a 1. This does not speak to the quality of your dice, but the quality of my luck, I think.

To everyone who got me presents but didn't get one from me:

Thank you. I'm sorry I didn't get you anything. Honestly I was still so frazzled from "the return" that I didn't think it through as hard as I should have. I owe you a proportionate one!

To everyone who got me presents and got one from me:

Hope you like it, and thank you!

Would anyone care to explain why there's a giant fucking statue in my room?

The fuck they mean by first Christmas celebration?

[Cal]
All good?

Seems everyone is getting presents for each other. What do you want for """""Christmas"""""?

I just wanted to see if I got it right

[Birdie, Grayson, Cal, Theo]

What do I say to Oriana.

Hello again Tower of Terror.

Miss me?

[07:25am; Public]
So I'm guessing one of you assholes named me, huh?

Just a note to all the weres, yesterday I made a metric ton of pasta dishes, so if part of your full moon process is filling up and then being tired later like mine is, help yourself to as much as you need, because that's what it's there for.

Everyone else, I know it's come up but once again, if you could please stay in the tower after maybe 4:30 today, I think we'll all be happier for it. There are wards set in place (thank you again to the participating witches) but let's all still make good choices tonight, because we don't know what's going to go wrong.

If anyone has any questions or concerns, go for it. I think we've got things figured out at this point, though.

Do you still wish to go out today? The snow has stopped. Together we could manage the doors, I think.

I want to go outside.

Someone make it happen.

There are several fish in the refrigerator for anyone who would like them. They have been cleaned and only require cooking and seasoning. I cannot say what kinds they are for certain, though at least one is a salmon.

Yesterday, we revealed that two of your own had set an uncontrolled fire in town, potentially endangering the entire building. Several of you expressed displeasure with this, calling it thoughtless and irresponsible. Our question today is: should Ford and Maya be punished for their actions? Why or why not?

I think they need some fire safety training. If you're going to set fires, you ought to know how to safely and completely put them out instead of leaving it up to chance that the weather will do it for you. I'm assuming they thought the weather would do it. I don't think they meant harm, but you don't have to intend to hurt somebody to do it. So I think they should learn better so they'll think harder next time before doing something careless.

Who else do you feel deserves to be punished and why?

You'll do what you want Ow f You deser No one. Stop arbitrarily hurting people and stop trying to get us to hurt one another.

Who do you feel deserves to be rewarded and why?

The weres deserve to have a month where they aren't terrorised or used by you as a tool to terrorise others. That shouldn't be a reward, it should be common decency, but you aren't very good at being decent to anyone.

Wasn't here.

Spent the last three days looking at my own house and never getting close to it.

Bullshit as usual.

Glad you all were miserable, too.

Thanks for looking for me.

[...]

None of that was sarcastic.

[Weres]
Been using the cellar under the school for my moon room. Plan to go there this time, too.

[Cal]
Can I still count on your for a suck drink what the f repeat of last month? Or will you be busy with Theo?

If anyone was looking forward to brownies of the regular or weed kind, you're going to have to wait a little bit longer. Someone put salt in the white sugar. So that's a few batches ruined.

Check back in a few hours. Everything will be clearly marked. But for those who want a sneak peek:

Double batch of Cosmic Brownies - includes weed

Dulce de Leche Brownies - safe for all

Regular Brownies - vegan

[09:42am; Public]
I apologize for being silent recently. [...] Regarding the survey, I am uncertain who Anja is, but I did not do the things she said. Please do not be afraid to take books from the libraries.

[9:46am; PM to Ram]
Just because I have Cal does not mean I cannot be your friend also.

[9:53am; PM to Ravi & Leya]
I do not mean to be a bother, but have you managed to progress on my eye? I do not know the difficulty of stacking such enchantments, but I was hoping it may be done before the next moon.

Anybody wanna fucking fight? Like, not to the death but just Fight Club style? This place is making my skin crawl and none of my boxing friends are here because why would they be because we can't have nice things.

( Bastien )

( Jesse )

So, I guess what I'm hearing is I don't throw enough parties?

How about a taco bar and margaritas tonight? It's Taco Tuesday Somewhere Maybe.

So given that it's almost 20 days after Halloween - or whatever we decided was Halloween - it's probably a few days away from American Thanksgiving. There are a great number of Americans here is this something people would be interested in celebrating and/or possibly organizing?

Sorry for being quiet. Hope everyone's doing well. If I can help anyone with somethin, just let me know and I'll be happy to do what I can.

[Private to Winter]
Hey beautiful. You doing good? If you have the inclination, I'd like to spend some time with you, maybe go see that new restaurant with the animals?

[Private to Birdie]
Hi Birdie, I'm real sorry to read about what happened to you, I just didn't know how to say it without getting mad on your behalf. But that's not why I'm writin you. Have you ever made or baked with cannabutter? It's butter made from cannabis. I got gifted some seeds as a reward and I and Cecilia have been maturing them. There's still some work to do before they're ready to be decarbed but I thought maybe we could make some treats and it'd help make the weres less mean angry agre aggresi mean during the next full moon? Just wanted to pick your brain, is all. I'm all thumbs when it comes to baking.

[Private to the males of the tower]
This might be weird and I don't mean anythin by it, but would anyone like to have a guys night? Me and my road crew buddies would get together and just goof off and I'm kinda missing that now. No idea what we'd do besides drink and bowl, but was just wonderin.

Edited to add: [Private to Linds]
Hi there, nice to meet you. I got some marijuana seeds as a reward and all the things it takes to grow em. As an earth elemental and someone who enjoyed smokin back home, it's my pleasure to get them goin. I talked to Cecilia about maybe we could turn some into cannabutter for the were during the full moons to either help them relax or incapacitate them if that's what they want. Birdie said that you may be a better resource for that. Any interest in discussing further?