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Would anyone care to explain why there's a giant fucking statue in my room?

Would anyone mind bringing me up a bit of food? I'm [...] unable to retrieve it myself at the moment.

[Theo]

Thank you for the books.

[Ram]

I still can't find where you chased my smallest screwdriver off to.

[Witches]

I want

I need

[...]

How do you

If I wanted to learn some magic for self-defense [...] would any of you be able to teach that sort of thing?

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

I'M BY MYSELF DOWN HERE

Okay, let's try this again. There are a bunch of people still unaccounted for, at least in a public sense, so maybe check in this time? Maybe? Please? Look, here's even a list of people that I didn't hear about, so if you're on the list or have seen someone on the list, please say so.

Arlo
Ravi
Simone
Morgan
Maya
Nathan
Birdie
Leya
Bastien
Hunter
Royal
Hiroki



Then there are some weres, who couldn't check in but should probably check in now? I know where a few of you were but please check in:
Poe
Oliver
Edwin
Winter


And finally, Sabina you checked in but please check in again <3


[PM to Ravi]
I heard you had a rough night, though I don't know the details. Is there anything I can bring you?

Yesterday, we revealed that two of your own had set an uncontrolled fire in town, potentially endangering the entire building. Several of you expressed displeasure with this, calling it thoughtless and irresponsible. Our question today is: should Ford and Maya be punished for their actions? Why or why not?
Oh, fuck offOW okay, okay, Christ No. They should not. Because you're all wankers, and they wouldn't have done it if you hadn't stolen their people away first. Or I hope they wouldn't have, anyway.

Who else do you feel deserves to be punished and why?
Your mums for raising such terrible chilFUCK Do I have to pick someone? Doesn't seem like everyone else is, so fuck you. I choose no one.

Who do you feel deserves to be rewarded and why?
Me, for literally everything you've ever done. [...] And Benny, because of that time loss nonsense you bastards put him through.

I am learning more today about people than I have the entire time I've been here. It's great.

Here's my tally so far:
Royal: 6
Morgan: 5
Hunter: 4
Ari: 3
~*Anja*~: 3 (I'm thrilled, truly)
Yasiel: 2
Gable: 2
Bastien: 1
Benny: 1
Edwin: 1
Simone: 1
Eunmi: 1
Shay: 1

So I'm thinking we villains should get together for a drink tonight. Discuss our nefarious designs and lust for mayhem. Let's say 9 in the bar. Perhaps we can form a guild of calamitous intent, or at least vote on a signature cocktail. Clearly you are the people I need to know here.

I'm sorry, have I done something? I don't even know half of you.

I'd say Simone but she'd punch me agai

Eyebrows
OW
I don't know his name alrOW

Edward
No? Alright, it started with an E. Ed...mund?

OW

Eddison

Edgar

IT'S REALLY NOT MY FAULT I CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT HIS NAME IS

[...]

Edwin? Edwin. Yes, him.

Anyway, loving these team-building exercises. They're really bringing us all together. Now, does anyone have a good remedy for electric shocks? My teeth are buzzing.

Happy Thanksgiving, kids!

Oh God, not this again.

Guys, it was bad last time. I asked for my dog, they gave me a task I was never going to agree to, and they gave me my dog's collar soaked in blood. They let me believe he was dead until very recently. It was absolutely crushing.

I can't tell you not to do it, but think very hard first, because they don't pull punches.

( Cut to save the flist because Poe is a massive nerd )

Hi. It's me again.

Quick question.

Why the fuck is there a room full of heads?

Now the nerds have numbers of what the fuck everyone is. Congratulations. New people - watch out for the pie faced Asian chick. She’s a telepath with no fucking privacy filters so she will read your brain and spit back at you with her stupid gash of a mouth. Also watch out for people who ask too many questions or want to know all you’re info. It won’t help you get out of here. We’re all stuck until we’re not. Learn to deal with it. I’m outta advice.

Vamps, you’re down at least one. Tanner’s gone.

Gonna melt my brain with drugs because I fucking can so don’t bother me with your bullshit.

[PM to Marco]
Except you. Let’s get fucking high on gummies and forget this fucking place for a minute. Bring over your favorite pillow if you want, but I don’t really feel like leaving my room today.

In light of this morning's announcement and gifts?, I wanted to get back to the project of figuring out what the subject numbers mean. About a month ago, before the first full moon we experienced her, I we were able to figure out what most of the first numbers meant and have tried to fill in the blanks since.

1 - Vampire
2 - Werecreature
3 - Witch
4 - Elemental
5 - Psychic
6 - Feytouched
7 - Psychic Feytouched
8 - Unknown Psychic Elementals
9 - Unknown Feytouched Elementals
X - Human

We don't know which numbers Psychic Elementals or Feytouched Elementals are. If you have any additional information to help us fill it in, that would be great!

In addition to the 4-digit number, there's also a 4-letter suffix. Most are FECO, followed by LICO and EXCO.

Edited to Add: The three new people added today have a 5-digit number instead of 4-digit one.

We have had several people come and go since the last time I surveyed everyone. While I cannot get information from people that are no longer here, the bigger the data set pool of information, the better analysis will be.

If you have not done so already and feel comfortable providing any of this information, reply with the following:

Name:
Gender:
Age:
Birthday:
Hometown:
Blood type (if you know it):
Subject Number:
Location Taken From:

You can private message me or meet me down in the bar where I'll be working for most of the day.

Is this rehab? Am I in rehab? I shouldn't be, to be clear. But am I?

hello

is anyone there? i woke up and the door's locked. there's been a mix up of sorts. willem d'arcy is on my wristband and my name's arlo mcgavin. looks like it mighta been spelled wrong or something too.

i tried calling earline to come pick me up, but the phone wouldn't work.



[OOC: Yes, Arlo has been trying for over 3 hours to get out of his room]