Communications

sent after this

>> So that castle vacation we talked about
>> Might be postponed until a later date??

( Texts to York )

( Texts to Anna )

( Texts to Pete Wisdom )

( Texts to Carolina )

>> Pick one
>> link

>> It can be our next holiday
>> Or trolling for a home away from home, either one

( texts to mr. wisdom )

( texts to nealbear )

>> Christ on a bike
>> There's some plonker from my wife's dreamworld on the network now
>> Apparently needs her to go to the grocer's with him
>> Between that and my father recently moving to the States
>> I need you to do me a favour and stand guard in an undisclosed location while I smoke a cigarette

>> It's literally been years

Wasn't certain if your mobile was still the same number, but I saw you floating about on a certain network and wanted to officially welcome you to our brand of madness.

How are you settling in?

>> Feels like I've tasted every food truck in this bloody county
>> I think there are still some more to go
>> So don't make lunch plans tomorrow, I'll bring you back a few things
>> Because I'm a nice sort of fellow

>> What do you think about Halloween?
>> Or how do you feel about it, I should say?

One of the portals is spewing out Sentinels.

TO ME MY X-MEN!

And yes that includes you, Wisdom!

>> Did you and your lady burn down a grocery store the other day?
>> I'm not judging, mate
>> Just curious

You're all doing good work so far. Keep it up and get this contained, I'd like the Director to come home to situation normal.

As normal as California ever gets, anyway.

~Romanoff

( delirious texts to pete wisdom )

>> Enjoying your first real Father's Day?

[Message to Pete]

The countdown to my trip home has begun! Want me to bring you guys back some actually good candy and stuff?


[Message to Kanan]

Shopping tomorrow! [grocery list attached as a file] Did I miss anything important?

( texts to max trevelyan )

( texts to pete wisdom )

( texts to cullen rutherford )

[if you're a co-worker of Peggy's that she talks to on a regular basis, then assume you got this email]
( Mass Email sent to Friends/Family/Select co-workers )

( texts to wisdom )

( texts to midna )

( texts to sir cullen )

>> Got a few minutes?

>> [selfie of hawke + bela + treasure + spider corpses in the background]
>> I shagged on a pile of treasure
>> What'd you do today, mate?

Alright, ladies and gents, speak up if you have or haven't seen/heard from the milk hater. We have scheduled sessions to work on his alchemy and he hasn't shown up, which he never misses, and he's been dodging all my texts and calls. Have we confirmed he and Raven didn't do the teenage romance of elopement? Just let me know before my blood pressure goes up and I yell at someone.

( death mentions )

>> I saw a guy lose an eye last night.
>> Now I'm sleeping on his couch.
>> This weekend has been fucked up.

( text to pete )

( text to emma swan )

( texts to peggy carter )

( texts to garrett hawke )

( texts to Wisdom )

( texts to Wash )

( texts to Cassandra and Josephine )

» about that job offer
» elaborate a little on those benefits

>>This is Wash
>>About that offer you made the other night?
>>I'm in.

( texts to Pete Wisdom )

( texts to Anders )

[Mass text to close friends and Avengers (that Peggy knows)]
[if you're not sure if your character would get the text, just ask :) ]
>> Red alert.
>> The Bald Eagle has landed.
>> Bloody hell, that makes no sense.
>> Steve Rogers is here.
>> As in actually here.
>> I need a drink.

( dropped off at Pete Wisdom's desk while he's on a potty break )

( filtered to Zatanna )

( Filtered to Pete Wisdom )

( Filtered to Raven )

» I literally look back at texts I sent within the last few days and don't even remember sending them
» This can't be right

» Was also going to ask for your help with something but I forgot what it was
» Already started smoking again too

Think today I can come get the talisman?

Sorry I couldn't the other day. Its..just hard to believe.

Text to Cindy
» Can you pop by the Cafe sometime and make sure my employees are working?

Text to Logan, Booker, Identical but Seperate
» I promise I'm alive
» Not well. But alive.

Text to Pete Wisedom
» You once said you ccould try to help me
» After the last few days I might need it
» I... let's just say I lost control.

» Thanks kindly for taking a pink-and-horrible-pop-star shit on my desk, love
» It truly goes to show that Yanks have got the worst taste in music
» If this is a culture where that many photos are available of that little rat fink's face

( cut for image )

( mass text to friends )

( separate texts to loki & zee (who are also included in the mass text but y'know) )

» Hey mate
» I'm sure I'm racking up the favours but
» I've got some maps and such here that need a second pair of eyes

» Also got a present for you here that you might want

( Text to Neal Cassidy )


A half hour after the first texts

( Text to Ruby Lucas )


( Text to Pete Wisdom )

>> Seriously, though
>> What do you think the chances are of angry disfigured burn victims being killed off with the rest of the uglies that plagued this place?
>> Or got sucked into that Disney hellhole
>> Or just got scared away because demons

( Group text to John, Martha, Troy, Clara, Jack )

( Group text to John, Gwen, Michael, Pete, Lina, Cindy, Garrus, Neal )

( Separate Text to John )

( Message to Peeta )

( Message to D'Art )

( PM to Buffy Summers )


( Texts to Neal, Booker, Pete, Rogue )

( Text to Cindy )


( Text to Neal, Wisdom, Shep, Laura K )


( Additional text to Wisdom )

[high trigger warnings in texts!]
( Text to Pete )

( Text to Housemates )

( Text to Ed the Shorty )

( text to Neal, Wisdom, Shepard, Laura K...again )

( Identical texts to Neal, Wisdom, Shepard, Laura K )


( Text to Cindy )

>> So you two had a pretty interesting morning.
>> Do I need to deliver emergency alcohol to anyone?

( Identical texts to friends )

( Additional text to Shepard )

( PM to Peggy Carter and Pete Wisdom. )

Pretend this was sent earlier today

>> Lets get our girl back
>> Maybe if we're lucky it'll go easy.