Communications

Clint & Ciri
a non-date for NYE

( wanna go to a new years party? )

clint & gaby
friends catching up during the holidays

( you enjoying this festive period as much as me? )

ciri & clint
when is too early to decorate?

( Am I being a Scrooge for not decorating yet? F**k it’s not even December )

Clint Barton & Cirilla Fiona Elen Riannon
dream discussions & random nonsense

( guess who came back from the dead )

Clint & Gaby
checking in, just in case, as chaos errupts

( stopped by your garage to see if you're okay. you are not here. i am hoping that means you are okay? )

Gaby & Clint
discussions of uncomfortable dreams
set after this post

( so, blown up in a show of heroism and stuff but... still blown up. )

» hey
» wanna try that trip to the bar again?
» officially off the pain meds so i won't even fall asleep in my beer.

To: Clint Barton
From: Gaby Teller

( Text Messages )

» hey.
» i don't remember saying it
» but thanks for hanging with my dumb ass
» you are a regular florence nightingale.

Dream me is a fucking idiot. Ran away from a party, ended up in a forest where all my guards got cut down with arrows and then I ran away again into some mists? Not knowing what’s there?

God, it’s a wonder I haven’t been killed yet.

Also, I’ve never really seen anyone die before. It’s horrible.

Okay, assholes, whaddya want for Christmas?

To: Clint Barton
From: Gaby Teller-Mason

( Text to Clint )

To: Napoleon Solo & Illya Kuryakin
From: Gaby Teller-Mason

( Text to Illya & Napoleon )

[Laurel]
>>Wanted to say thanks for the trip to the mountains and the company. Appreciate it.

[Peter]
>>Thanks for kidnapping my drunk ass so I could dry out in the mountains

[Clint]
>>Sorry about last week. Thanks for puttin' up with my drunk old ass

» say someone asked you very nicely if they could store something very small at your work
» would you a. ask a few questions, accept vague answers and allow it
» b. ask a few questions, not accept vague answers and tell them to shove off
» or c. something else?

To: Napoleon
From: Gaby

( You have unread messages )

To: Illya
From: Gaby

( You have unread messages )

To: Clint
From: Gaby

( You have unread messages )

» if i have a proposition for you...
» will you ask a bunch of questions?
» i say proposition, i mean favour.

[locked to Clint and Anakin]

Alright losers, listen up: Yondu's turning 50 on the 26th.

Now, he hates us all like the children he never wanted (even though clearly, he hates me the most, so suck it), and because of that, we gotta do something good for the old man.

Cause he old. Like super old. It's kind of embarrassing how old he is.

I could fix hix his bathroom, put in one of those bars so that you know, he doesn't get stuck on it ... or maybe do a wheelchair ramp into the house ....

What do you guys think? And the first one that suggests we just do a cake and dinner gets punched.

(Backdated to the weekend of July 4th)

( Voicemail to Clint Barton )

» hey you remember that death trap i brought in that you nearly died over?
» i appear to have jacked the steering collumn or something.
» in that it goes left when it should be going straight

» help?

Clint and Isabella receive the same text sometime this afternoon:

>>Am I seeing things, or is there an actual dragon dominating the skyline?!

( Texts to Clint )

» i think my dog misses you
» which is messed up because i am right here

» but i'm mostly pissed that you finished the coffee.
» rude.


[sent post tethered plot]

» you find that guy you were looking for?
» also do you have a car?
» and are you currently free?

» Talk me out of adopting another dog.
» Please.
» Please tell me this is a bad idea.

( [Text Message to Clint Barton] )

Wanda

>> I just wanted to apologize


Clint

>> So everything is fine now.

Emma

>> Did you say anything to Logan?
>> He didn't try to stab us or anything.
>> I feel like we owe him dinenr.

With Director Carter's retirement, I've been running things in her stead behind the scenes. So I'm giving myself a promotion to Director. To make it all official like.

Continue operations like normal, but I'm really going to need a secretary.

>> Christ on a bike
>> There's some plonker from my wife's dreamworld on the network now
>> Apparently needs her to go to the grocer's with him
>> Between that and my father recently moving to the States
>> I need you to do me a favour and stand guard in an undisclosed location while I smoke a cigarette

>> It's literally been years

» Okay, we're getting you out of the office for a bit.
» How is your relationship with sand?

» you know. what kind of asshole moves to cali
» and doesn't look up an old friend?
» dude, party foul right there.

» i had to find out from freaking anderson at a check up
» what the hell man.

» So aside from the building I acquired in my dreams
» How did I get a building? How am I responsible for people?
» I can superhero. I cannot life.

» Are you able to take Valentine weekend off work?

>> Hard to do a shotgun wedding when you forget to invite the person with the gun.

» Hey.
» She said yes.


» Are you free today?
» How soon can you get to the clerks office?

( Texts to Tony )

( Texts to Kate )

( [Text Messages to Clint Barton] )

>> Feels like I've tasted every food truck in this bloody county
>> I think there are still some more to go
>> So don't make lunch plans tomorrow, I'll bring you back a few things
>> Because I'm a nice sort of fellow

You're all doing good work so far. Keep it up and get this contained, I'd like the Director to come home to situation normal.

As normal as California ever gets, anyway.

~Romanoff

( [Text Messages to Clint Barton] )

( [Text messages to Clint, Kate's Phone] )

( [Text Messages to Clint Barton] )

( [Text Messages to Clint Barton] )

» about that job offer
» elaborate a little on those benefits

( [TEXT MESSAGES: From Missy's various characters to Elsa, Wash, Caleb, Rose, Veronica, Caroline, Ezra, Leon, and Clint!] )

( texts to Kate )

( texts to mr-iron-hide )

» hey.
» you busy?

[message to Natasha R.]

» I know the world is apparently ending right now
» Awesome btw
» But is this a bad time to freak out about the fact that I got married?
» Legitimately, I'm ready to freak out about this.
» And you have the great pleasure of being the only one I know to freak out towards.

( [Text Messages to Clint Barton] )

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