Communications

( [Text Message to Clint Barton] )

( [Text Messages to Hans Westergaard] )

( [Text Messages to Clint Barton] )

Ring ring. Ring ring. Ring ring. Ring ring.

Leave a message at the sound of the tone.

Beep.

( Voicemail emailed to Clint. )

( [Email to Clint Barton] )

( [Text Messages to Billy Kaplan, Hans Westergaard, Clint Barton, Veronica Mars and Peter King] )

( [Text Messages to Pepper Potts, Clint Barton, Steve Rogers, Peggy Carter, and Kevin Flynn] )

( Text to Clint Barton )

( [Private Messages to Clint Barton, Steve Rogers, Peggy Carter, Natasha Romanov, Sam Wilson, Tony Stark, Pepper Potts, Agent Coulson, Bucky Barnes, and Carol Danvers] )

( [Text Messages to Hawkeye (Clint Barton)] )

>> Anything new over there?

( [Text Message to Clint Barton] )

( [Mass Message to Friends (Steve, Peggy, Clint, Natasha, Fury, Pepper (obv.), Stiles, Kevin, Gwen, Harry, etc. ... if you think you are, you likely are.)] )

Text to Clint
» Sorry the dreams are evil
» Still up for commiserating?

Sam Wilson

>>I am SO SORRY. I know it's like, days after my drunk texts but I just...yeah. I feel like an ass.


Clint Barton

>>Clint I'm SO SORRY for the drunk texts. That is not like me. I just kinda...lost it.


Mercy

>>Sorry for the drunk texts. I texted a bunch of people in a mass text. So embarrassed. Have no idea if you saw any of the replies.

OOC: Huge huge apologies but there was a lot of RL stuff going on yesterday when I meant to post this. Please pretend this was still during the nightmare plot! Thanks! Also if you want your chars to see the other chars replies that's cool...and hilarious. Aw, smartphones.

>>I can't do this. I don't want to drm
>>stpd Orange Country
>>funky Island

Text to Clint Barton
» Hopefully I got the right number
» It's Elaine, we've been speaking over the network
» Hello! And when's a good time to talk?

» Either in person, via text or email, I'm not exactly picky.

✉ Hey, babe.
✉ Got you something.

>> Want to get together?

Barton:
>>Just saw them running your girlfriend past the triagey thing up here.
>>You'd better get up here, I think they're taking her out really soon.
>>Didn't catch what happened but...


Judy:
>>Hey! Crazy shit I'm not allowed to talk about went down.
>>And I'm kind injured and as soon as I can, they're getting me to a doctor to look at it.
>>It'll scar up but I'm going to be just as awesome as ever. How are YOU?


Thea:
>>I'm okay but won't be home tonight probably.
>>If it's possible, I'm sending Roy to check on you.
>>A thing happened. I'm kind of injured. But I'll be FINE.


Zevran:
>>Roy is in serious trouble when I find out what I'm doing to him.
>>And he knows why but we can't say.
>>He should be home to you tonight at least. :)

>> MY SWORD ISN'T IN THE CAR CLINT

>>I found a cookie that I didn't make.
>>It says that I should eat it.
>>Like literally "eat me".
>>I'm thinking about following its suggestion to see what goes down.
>>Good or bad idea?

>> Answer me honestly.
>> What the hell did you put in those cookies last night?

( in addition to chocolate, there is also this )

( PM to people Graham knows (who are not also his flatmates): Bethany Hawke, Clint Barton, Emma Swan, Mary Margaret Blanchard, Oliver Queen, Roy Harper, Ruby Lucas, and Sansa Stark. )

>> I'm not dead.

>> You know the drill.
>> Assemble. San Fransisco. I'll meet you there, Agency's got a jet.

>> Avengers, assemble.
>> Because I'm bored.
>> I mean really, really bored.
>> So mini golf or something?

>>You and me. Shopping.

>>I need help picking out something really REALLY important

>>you worked in diamonds for ages and know how to make sure they're safe.

>>And you know what's tasteful. Mostly.

>>Soon.

>>Hey that shrink you see...

>>does she work with private patients too?

>>Kinda got myself into a therapy pact and it's time for me to find somebody to talk to, so...

>> You owe me that back massage, buddy.
>> Tony and Pepper are getting married.

[Stark]


So there's some scuttlebutt around the rumor mills. Either you're making Pepper an honest woman or you plan on replacing her with a replicant, take your pick.

[Clint]

Do you remember Budapest yet?

To Eowyn:

>>I love you. Keep that in mind in case...
>>Look, I got called in on a thing. It might be dangerous but I have to do it.
>>Couldn't live with myself if I didn't try to help.


To Roy:

>>Hey, hold down the fort while your mother and I do a thing.
>>Just in case I don't come back, updated will's under the floorboards under the bed.
>>Behave.

To: Thor Odinson

CC: Natasha Romanoff

From: CBarton@Valarmail.com

Subject: I haven't met you, and this is crazy...

( but Tony needs us, so reply maybe )

Hey, this is awkward here, but this is Barton from Roy's stuff. I just want to apologize for the mess Roy's thing became. I did NOT know there was going to be a stripper and that he was gonna do his thing right there. I know Ollie gets out of hand a lot, and I should've figured he was doing something like that and warned people.

Anyway, consider this an apology of sorts if any of that crap made you uncomfortable. And if Ollie and Roy get to be too much to handle with their insanity, and you want a sounding board or someone to bitch to about them, let me know and I can at least hear it out.

-Clint Barton

>> Are you all right?
>> You didn't answer my last message
>> ..tell me you weren't in costume.

( WANTED! )

Subject: Something Up With Tony?


This is just me potentially noticing via comments, and stuff. I mean, we're not as close as either of you two are with him, so maybe it's me just being concerned for no reason here, but better that than not...

Kinda getting worried about Tony here. The spacediving, the stuff about the bar, other little things that just rub me funny, but those are the major ones that come to mind. Do either of you two know what's going on? Should we be doing something other than being supportive friends or stopping anything?


Let me know.

-Barton

>>You think your little explosive was impressive? Wait until you see what showed up in MY quiver overnight.
>>You're not at a meeting right? Cause I've got time to kill and too much on my mind.
>>Let's mindlessly explode shit like ten year olds.

>> PARTY AT STARK
>> BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT WE DO AT INDUSTRIES
>> IT IS A PARTY INDUSTRY YOU SEE
>> woah caps lock was on

>>My friends are mostly all fucking insane.
>>Thank you for being the normal constant awesomeness in my life.
>> Less Than Three You

>>Quick question.
>>Based on all the trick arrows I have in the dreams.
>>Think it'd be possible to make one that launches paint?
>>How would you keep that from drying out? Maybe something else?
>>Not a fletcher so... I don't know. Any ideas?

[Leliana]
I would like to get the planning started on our little panty party. I need to feel frivolous and spoiled

[Neena]
I'm finding it harder and harder to act like my 'real' self. Did you have that problem?

[Avenger's Lock]

I opened my closet and found my custom leather suit, this morning, complete with accessories.

Do you remember how we met?

>> My apartment is full of glass.
>> Any chance you want a roomie for the night?

Encrypted e-mail to Bristow

I've got some information on a rogue, brainwashed CIA agent we should probably look into. I've forwarded you the relevant information.

– Agent Hill

Text to Uhura
>> So I've been sitting on this for a while and I can't hold back anymore.
>> Why the hell didn't you take the job?

Message to Tony Stark, Steve Rogers, Natasha Romanoff, Clint Barton, and Phil Coulson.

So. Loki's shown up, if you weren't aware.

( guess who THIS is?  )

>>Got the email today!

>>Her name's Laika and she's actually a veteran too. There's an old picture from back when she was still working there.

>>They're bringing her by for a visit later in the week. Time to learn about dogs, I guess?

>> Come over.
>> Bring chocolate.

>>We've got a Situation!
>>I can't stop thinking about you.

I feel like I haven't said hello or heard from many of you in a while, so I wanted to touch base. Things have been a little insane at the fire station, but that's no excuse.

>> Suit up.
>> We leave in twenty.