» text messages ciri & clint when is too early to decorate?
CIRI
today
Am I being a Scrooge for not decorating yet? Fuck it’s not even December 😐
CLINT
today
decorating like christmas stuff?
i subscribe to any time after december 1st.
CIRI
today
other stables have started their Christmas bullshit
right after Halloween
CLINT
today
clearly they're pandering to the 'there is no november' rule.
i mean you'd stand out, being without the decorations, and it is nearly december anyway.
might as well hold out.
CIRI
today
It’s a waste of energy, all those lights.
CLINT
today
be an environmentalist, just don't put up the lights.
CIRI
today
you say that but the environment is important
CLINT
today
it is. no one said i was joking.
i don't put up lights because they are a hazard to my health, but i can jump on the environment thing too.
CIRI
today
it’ll help you pretend you’re not a total disaster
CLINT
today
most people who know me already know that though.
CIRI
today
To the outside world
CLINT
today
we know i need to give a good impression after all.
CIRI
today
it’s very difficult
CLINT
today
i clearly don't leave that bad an impression.
CIRI
today
I’m very easy to impress
CLINT
today
i'm not sure what that says about you or me.
CIRI
today
probably nothing good either way
CLINT
today
you could always save me from myself and come help me decorate later.
CIRI
today
Saving you from yourself is a full time job. I’d be happy to assist.
CLINT
today
why do you think i have so many competent friends? it's like on a time share thing
CIRI
today
Suddenly I feel much less honoured 😉
CLINT
today
even if you're definitely a favourite?
CIRI
today
”a” favourite?
If only my grandmother could see me now, one favourite among many
CLINT
today
i was about to mention nakedness and now i feel weird about it.
CIRI
today
🤣🤣🤣
I can take being the naked favourite
CLINT
today
you are absolutely that.
CIRI
today
I’ll take it.
CLINT
today
if you like, after decorating i can reaffirm how favourite you are.
CIRI
today
I think I might need it
CLINT
today
i'm sure i can deliver.
CIRI
today
When do you want me?
CLINT
today
i have inappropriate answers to that question but tomorrow night is fine.
i need to fish out my tree anyway.
CIRI
today
6:30?
don’t break anything fishing it out
CLINT
today
sounds good. i usually only break like one or two ornaments. one time my nose, but i'll be avoiding that this time.
CIRI
today
Yeah, let’s avoid that. No time in the ER for you
CLINT
today
i can think of better things to be doing anyway.
CIRI
today
😏
CLINT
today
at least your mind is in the gutter where it should be.
CIRI
today
I’m a constant source of pride to all those who raised me