» text exchange Clint Barton & Cirilla Fiona Elen Riannon dream discussions & random nonsense
CLINT
yesterday 24/09/20
guess who came back from the dead
CIRI
yesterday 24/09/20
Elvis?
CLINT
yesterday 24/09/20
if i say i am elvis, can i get his royalties?
CIRI
yesterday 24/09/20
Probably, if you’re really convincing about it.
CLINT
yesterday 24/09/20
i'll be in memphis if you need me
CIRI
yesterday 24/09/20
I mean I’ve never heard anything about Memphis having problems with random blizzards or techno monsters.
CLINT
yesterday 24/09/20
had you heard anything about the OC having those before you lived here?
CIRI
yesterday 24/09/20
That is a good point.
God, America.
CLINT
yesterday 24/09/20
it's definitely the worst.
CIRI
yesterday 24/09/20
It is, sometimes I wonder why I’m still here.
CLINT
yesterday 24/09/20
because unfinished stories are super annoying?
CIRI
yesterday 24/09/20
Unfortunately, yeah. I think that’s true. And unless my dumb arse gets herself murdered before she turns fifteen I might be stuck here for a while.
so you didn’t stay dead...what happened
CLINT
yesterday 24/09/20
well. died in the explosion. suddenly very not dead with no memory of dying. until told that the world isn't real.
of course then i confront the friend that basically murdered me and i get murdered again. so.
CIRI
yesterday 24/09/20
...
what the fuck are your dreams, clint.
CLINT
yesterday 24/09/20
full of seriously fucked up super powered nutcases honestly.
CIRI
yesterday 24/09/20
it sounds like it. And you’ve thrown your lot in with them even though you’re just a regular nutcase?
CLINT
yesterday 24/09/20
what can i say, i'm a thrill seeker.
also not that smart.
CIRI
yesterday 24/09/20
you’re still alive so... I mean you also aren’t that dumb
CLINT
yesterday 24/09/20
i'm almost sure there's a compliment in there.
CIRI
yesterday 24/09/20
if you squint
CLINT
yesterday 24/09/20
and are drunk.
CIRI
yesterday 24/09/20
that part’s not necessary
CLINT
yesterday 24/09/20
but certainly more fun.
CIRI
yesterday 24/09/20
true, true.
but we’ve done okay without being drunk too :P
CLINT
yesterday 24/09/20
probably better to be able to do that on occasion anyway.
CIRI
yesterday 24/09/20
you doing okay though, after suddenly resurrecting and dying again?
CLINT
yesterday 24/09/20
the weirdest part is probably the how. y'know. i mean sure they're all super powered and a little damaged.
but finding out a friend basically kills you twice, it's just... idk. weird.
CIRI
yesterday 24/09/20
the same friend?
CLINT
yesterday 24/09/20
yeah. she ... kinda controls reality in a really crazy way. and some shit sent her over the edge.
CIRI
yesterday 24/09/20
wait I’m sorry ‘controls reality’
what kind of power is that?
that’s a stupid amount of power for someone to have
CLINT
yesterday 24/09/20
there's more than a few of them who have a stupid amount of power. yeah.
CIRI
yesterday 24/09/20
wow. I’ll stick to harpies
CLINT
yesterday 24/09/20
pretty sure some of my exes would count as harpies.
CIRI
yesterday 24/09/20
under the circumstances that really makes me question your taste in women
CLINT
yesterday 24/09/20
it's not great, but it's not that bad. they're just... mostly able to kick my ass. and do.
CIRI
yesterday 24/09/20
that seems wildly unhealthy
CLINT
yesterday 24/09/20
what part of my life seems healthy?
CIRI
yesterday 24/09/20
that’s a good point but still...
CLINT
yesterday 24/09/20
i have a type.
CIRI
yesterday 24/09/20
apparently so! Even in this world, not just in the dreams?
CLINT
yesterday 24/09/20
pretty much yeah. although i think my choices in this world are less likely to kill me.
CIRI
yesterday 24/09/20
well you’re still surrounded by super powered crazy people so you better still be careful 😉
CLINT
yesterday 24/09/20
careful is... not in my vocabulary it seems.
CIRI
yesterday 24/09/20
haha yeah
we gotta fix that
or at least get you a better litmus test for people
CLINT
yesterday 24/09/20
idk. i think i'm doing okay.
CIRI
yesterday 24/09/20
how many of your female friends here have tried to kill you
me bringing you enough alcohol to give you alcohol poisoning doesn’t count...
CLINT
yesterday 24/09/20
like one. and that was extenuating circumstances.
CIRI
yesterday 24/09/20
OC weird extenuating circumstances or was she from your dream and you'd ended up accidentally insulting the crap out of her?
CLINT
yesterday 24/09/20
my life weird? i'm usually pretty good about not insulting women who can kill me with a flick of their hand.
CIRI
yesterday 24/09/20
...is that an overexaggeration?
the flick of a hand thing
CLINT
yesterday 24/09/20
no, it is not. she's telekinetic. but she's a total sweetheart so she isn't going around murdering people.
CIRI
yesterday 24/09/20
there's a lot of creative things you could do with telekinesis
CLINT
yesterday 24/09/20
i just told you she's a sweetheart, don't put things i can't unsee in my head
CIRI
yesterday 24/09/20
is it my fault your brain lives in the gutter?
CLINT
yesterday 24/09/20
pot calling the kettle here.
CIRI
yesterday 24/09/20
is she pretty? 😇
CLINT
yesterday 24/09/20
yeah, she is. but she's also got insane cosmic powers that might travel over here to the point where she can rewrite the world.
i'm not messing with that.
again.
CIRI
yesterday 24/09/20
again
??
CLINT
yesterday 24/09/20
we live and learn?
CIRI
yesterday 24/09/20
does this have anything to do with you coming back from the dead?
CLINT
yesterday 24/09/20
in a sense. from what i can tell she's not dreaming the same stuff i'm dreaming. so she's not the one i'm dreaming about. you know?
CIRI
yesterday 24/09/20
so you know her but you don't know that her and so she's not technically the one that killed you but she is?
like your dreams have other dream worlds in them where people are the same but not?
CLINT
yesterday 24/09/20
yeah pretty much. nat's way ahead of everyone. supposedly we have a shit load to deal with.
CIRI
yesterday 24/09/20
well fuck
i'll get Art to send me some liquor from home
that oughta help you out some
not that i'm advocating drinking to deal with your dreams
CLINT
yesterday 24/09/20
it's okay, i advocate enough for the lot of us.
your assistance with other coping methods is highly effective anyway
CIRI
yesterday 24/09/20
well, i'm glad to be of some assistance
there are worse coping mechanisms
CLINT
yesterday 24/09/20
so long as i don't randomly jump off buildings just to see, i think we'll be just fine.
CIRI
yesterday 24/09/20
:|
CLINT
yesterday 24/09/20
on that note. wanna get tacos?
not a euphemism. i want tacos.
CIRI
yesterday 24/09/20
the way to a girl's heart, messy food
i could go for tacos
CLINT
yesterday 24/09/20
if we end up at a bar afterwards, that's not my fault.
CIRI
yesterday 24/09/20
it's always your fault when we end up in a bar
CLINT
yesterday 24/09/20
i take no blame. for anything. ever.
CIRI
yesterday 24/09/20
i'm starting a list
CLINT
yesterday 24/09/20
... like santa?
CIRI
yesterday 24/09/20
like a parole officer
CLINT
yesterday 24/09/20
you're mean.
CIRI
yesterday 24/09/20
guess you don't want tacos anymore then?
CLINT
yesterday 24/09/20
i didn't say the meanness affected anything
CIRI
yesterday 24/09/20
i guess i can be mean and still buy you a taco
CLINT
yesterday 24/09/20
that is far less mean tho.
CIRI
yesterday 24/09/20
damn
guess i'll have to buy two and then dump one immediately in the trash
wow, trash? bin. fuck me i've lived here too long already
CLINT
yesterday 24/09/20
we are bleeding into your vocabulary, soon you will be as dumb as us.
CIRI
yesterday 24/09/20
my grandmother would murder me
well, no she wouldn't. i'm the only family she has. but. she would probably get Art to drag me home
and i'd be locked up in the west tower or something
CLINT
yesterday 24/09/20
at least until your iq bounced back and you called us scummy rednecks or something.
why does your grandma have a tower?
CIRI
yesterday 24/09/20
oh no i'd never be allowed to leave again
she's an eccentric old european woman?
CLINT
yesterday 24/09/20
she's sounding like a crazed fairy tale wicked witch.
CIRI
yesterday 24/09/20
the west tower's the nice one, I'll have you know!
CLINT
yesterday 24/09/20
okay belle.
i'll let gaston know where you are.
CIRI
yesterday 24/09/20
wouldn't come and rescue me yourself? shame on you, clint
CLINT
yesterday 24/09/20
i'd probably get hung drawn and quartered for being a filthy american
CIRI
yesterday 24/09/20
if you were going to be hung, drawn and quartered for anything it wouldn't be for being an american 😉
CLINT
yesterday 24/09/20
and how would she know about the other stuff? i'm not telling her any of that just because you're locked in a tower.
CIRI
yesterday 24/09/20
then you should be safe from her
CLINT
yesterday 24/09/20
good to know.
CIRI
yesterday 24/09/20
and will continue to be as long as she hears nothing about the weirdness that keeps happening here. Because she'd send people to live next door to me in a heartbeat if she knew this place was so fucked up and dangerous
but. tacos. meet at yours in half an hour
CLINT
yesterday 24/09/20
okay so i'll just stay where i am. sounds awesome for me.