Communications

Shopping might have to wait a day or two. Had to get checked out by a doctor.

( Wordage enclosed! )

[Navi]

Uhm. So like....I think I'm killing the plants, what do I do?!

[Ollie]

We should go somewhere AWESOME for New Years!

[Rahne]

Raaaahney I'm bored!

>> Recall the things I couldn't tell you about
>> that I'm definitely not even telling you about right now?
>> You might want to make sure you have things
>> to throw at other things
>> if those other things should get in the house
>> which I hope you have thoroughly locked up.
>> Fair warning.
>> Cheers, kiss kiss, think of happy rainbow kitten puke puddles and whatnot.
>> Ply me with scotch and copious amounts of you when I get home?

>> Do you think our dreams are a real thing?

>> Dear Petal
>> I think the host is rather intoxicated and the party will soon be over
>> I'm also sorry that I felt strangely compelled to take my fake monk torch
>> and poke it at you while muttering things about heretics
>> I think you look marvelous and dead sexy

Um. So, uh. I didn't think you'd read that.

Loki has an iPhone. (Sorry, Stark.) Instead of starting a new text conversation, he simply replied to an old one. (It was early. He was hung over.) Unfortunately, what he assumes is a text to a work buddy (Mr. 'My Wingman is a Puppet') is instead a PM back to the people who commented on the mistext/Valarnet fiasco of the prior week. Alice, Luna, Navi, Oliver Queen, and Tony Stark: you have messages waiting. Oops.

I am too hungover for a ten am call.
And I'm far far too hungover to feign enthusiasm for songs about sharing.
(It's caring, you know~)
Trade places with me? I'll wear the monster costume and you can put on the armor and tailcoat.

>> come home soon

Ring, Ring

>> EEEEEEEE
>> HAPPIEST DAY

[Sent during the big birthday bash]
>> Hawke, I'm Phones aren't working right! I can't say over text!
>> Merrill needs to talk to Hawke! Pass it on!

>>[Close up shots of breasts]
>>Here you go, princess ;D

>> I just wanted to make sure your computer works after giving it time to dry. I legitimately worry!

>> Hi Pete!
>> I hope this is Pete. Otherwise, some other guy's gonna end up with my boobs.
>> HI RANDOM GUY