» Hey. » Remember that thing you said you'd help me with. » Which I'm hoping isn't cooking, because rude. » Anyway. Magic. That's a thing now then. » Also I hope you didn't get eaten by a giant spider even though other you would've deserved that.
Neal.
» Thank you for letting me hide under your bed from the spider. » Figuratively speaking. » Lame question: swan decoration in the bug - cliché or just dorky?
MM.
» Hey you wanna meet up for dinner or something? » Actually have a conversation without me wearing my food. » Although that might still happen later. » I'm in the mood for something no one had to physically hunt down with a spear and then spit roast.