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тнε υηεvιℓ qυεεη ([info]regally) wrote in [info]valarcomm,
@ 2016-06-30 20:06:00

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Entry tags:caroline forbes, emma swan, mary margaret blanchard (snow white), raistlin majere, regina mills (evil queen)


>> You need location of your demon portals?
>> Mark my lawn as one



>> Be and dear and come over here armed, would you?
>> One of those green rift things is outside my house
>> I've handled the first wave that came in, and I think it's gearing up for the next



>> Checking in and making sure you're alright
>> I suppose we can all cheer about the eventual demise of Wal-Mart, though



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[info]hourglass_mage
2016-06-30 09:36 pm UTC (link)
>>Spending the morning fighting Draconians was not how I wanted to start off my long holiday weekend.

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[info]regally
2016-06-30 09:41 pm UTC (link)
>> If this goes through the fourth we'll at least have the lights in the sky covered
>> And I don't know what draconians are but they sound undoubtedly unpleasant

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[info]hourglass_mage
2016-06-30 09:57 pm UTC (link)
>>A memorable Independence day, for sure
>>Draconians are lizard men, and yes, they are very unpleasant.

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[info]regally
2016-06-30 10:03 pm UTC (link)
>> And they're from your dreams?
>> Interesting
>> Here I thought they'd be limited to the original dreamworld all this belongs to

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[info]hourglass_mage
2016-06-30 10:06 pm UTC (link)
>>They are
>>Minions of the Goddess of Evil and Darkness
>>And all around assholes who like to fuck-up one's day.

>>Apparently not.
>>At first I thought perhaps it was dream bleedover from Krynn, however, Draconians aren't known for portal travel.

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[info]regally
2016-06-30 10:25 pm UTC (link)
>> I hope they're not too difficult to deal with
>> Where's the location of this particular rift, though?
>> A friend of mine has the power to close them, I can let him know
>> I'm guessing these rips into the spirit world are allowing more things from other worlds to bleed through

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(no subject) - [info]hourglass_mage, 2016-06-30 10:33 pm UTC
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[info]freemarched
2016-06-30 09:36 pm UTC (link)
>> Well, they're not technically mine, but
>> Apologies
>> I'll come take care of that

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[info]regally
2016-06-30 09:45 pm UTC (link)
>> You know what I mean, Max
>> You're just the only unlucky one who can close it, I presume

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[info]freemarched
2016-06-30 09:46 pm UTC (link)
>> You presume right
>> But I'll come do that, now that I've got my staff and armor and am not wearing sweatpants

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[info]regally
2016-06-30 09:54 pm UTC (link)
>> Don't needlessly rush, then
>> You've got a lot on your plate and Killian's on his way to do what he does best: stab things
>> Though I personally don't see the issue with sweatpants
>> I'm slinging spells in a business skirt

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[info]freemarched
2016-06-30 09:57 pm UTC (link)
>> Aim for the head, it's always a good tactic
>> At least I know I can close a rift even in sweatpants, so
>> The armor is just a bonus and reminder of the good old days

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[info]plunder
2016-06-30 09:40 pm UTC (link)
>> Sounds delightfully fun
>> Might ask to borrow Kenzi's chainsaw
>> And your shower afterward, but perhaps you can join me

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[info]regally
2016-06-30 09:47 pm UTC (link)
>> Of course your sister has a random chainsaw lying around
>> But I think a shower's going to be very necessary, soon
>> Especially after I have you pick all the demonic gunk off my grass

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[info]plunder
2016-06-30 09:50 pm UTC (link)
>> It was a dream gift, I presume
>> But she went on a date, I do hope that outfit she slaved over didn't end up sprayed with demon guts
>> Picking gunk off your partner's grass
>> A sign it's the real deal

>> Let me know if you'd like for me to save demon eyeballs for potions or brew
>> Otherwise I'll just make a pile and light it on fire

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[info]regally
2016-06-30 09:56 pm UTC (link)
>> I'll make you mow the lawn too, if you want to seal the deal
>> My one request is that you're shirtless

>> If there's something to salvage then we'll take it
>> I can always use demon eyeballs in my cooking to feed you with whenever you put me in a bad mood

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[info]plunder
2016-06-30 10:00 pm UTC (link)
>> Shirtless and picking up entrails
>> You've some odd kinks, darling, but I won't begrudge you them
>> I'll let you decide what's salvageable
>> Poisoning or asswarts, it's always a roulette
>> The dangers of playing with fire but you've got nice tits so I'll take the risk

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[info]miss_mystic
2016-06-30 10:01 pm UTC (link)
>> I'm good.
>> It's going to take a lot more than demons to take me out :)
>> I never liked Wal_Mart anyway.
>> How are you?
>> I'm going to guess alive and not hurt considering you're able to text.
>> But still.

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[info]regally
2016-06-30 10:23 pm UTC (link)
>> Demons on my front lawn but really, what hasn't happened to it in the past two years?
>> They're more difficult than I care to admit but I've got back up on its way
>> If you feel like taking a tango with one, feel free

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[info]miss_mystic
2016-06-30 10:50 pm UTC (link)
>> One of those portal things opened up at your house?
>> There's one at the bakery too.
>> But I can stop by.
>> Snap some demon necks.

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[info]regally
2016-06-30 10:57 pm UTC (link)
>> Outside of it, thankfully
>> If this was ruining my goddamn furniture I would be less collected at the moment
>> But only if you're sure - Peeta might require your presence there instead

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[info]miss_mystic
2016-06-30 11:03 pm UTC (link)
>> I definitely wouldn't be as collected if there was one at my place.
>> Inside or out.
>> There are too many bakeries in my life.
>> I meant Baxter's, not Mellarky.
>> So yes I can totally stop by.

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[info]fairestteacher
2016-06-30 10:33 pm UTC (link)
>> I'm alright.
>> How're you?
>> I don't think I'll be running out there to fight like I probably would in the dreams.
>> Wal-Mart isn't that great.

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[info]regally
2016-06-30 10:43 pm UTC (link)
>> There's a small one in front of the house, but so far it's under control
>> I just wanted to check in and make sure you were in one piece

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[info]savioring
2016-07-01 08:02 am UTC (link)
» Okay here.
» Henry and I are staying inside where possible.
» He's very adamant about protecting me against anything
» Which is helpful considering my waddle.

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[info]regally
2016-07-01 01:47 pm UTC (link)
>> Your waddle won't take you far should something pop up
>> But I'm glad to hear you're all safe
>> I've got one in my front yard I'm trying to handle
>> And it's spitting out Zelena's rabid monkeys

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