Communications

>> Belle had some kind of mental ... thing
>> She was in a coma for 20h or so
>> Then woke up and remembered nothing
>> Barely remembered how to read or walk
>> She's home with Vanille now
>> I would like to get drunker than I have been since that one time in Kuwait
>> Care to join me?

>> We need to talk
>> //drama

Beth

>> Want to get lunch tomorrow?

Dani

>> I let myself out of the hospital.

>> am okay
>> Feel like shit
>> Dani keeps taking away phone.

>> Shepard

>> First person to drag my ass to the hospital gets ice cream

Dani
>> Free for dinner?

Emma Frost

>> We need to talk soon.

>> You got time soon to talk?
>> We need to discuss work stuff and I have to beat you at pool.

>> hey
>> sorry i've been mia
>> feel like going for a drink sometime soon?
>> things are weird.

The wife left me. Just a heads up if I seem to be in a foul mood for awhile.

>> So I'm having a terrible weekend. How are you.

( Shepard )

( Scott )

( Kitty )

( Dani )

( Velma )

( Logan )

( Natasha )

>> I'm going on a bar crawl
>> I will probably be completely tanked when I get home

>> I don't suppose you can fix this one, can you?

>> Chapel the Evergreen?
>> Who the fuck is Chapel the Evergreen?
>> And where the fuck is Gunsmoke?

>> What do you know about Wolfwood?

>> Can you trace a message I received? It was from Harbinger

>> Any luck on finding what hole Harbinger has buried himself in?
>> Because I'm going to kill him, and I'm not going to wait for your permission. He wants to do to the rest of the planet what happened in Vegas.

>> Do we have to wait for that jerk to start a war to kill him? I'm really in the mood to do it right now.

( TW: Discussion of sexual assault )

I'm proud of you. That needs to be said.


[Liara]

You better be naked when I get in. We need to christen the Normandy. All of her.

Also...want to adopt, too?

"Could use some good news, guys. Getting hammered out here."

"Eh bien, Commander! Gambit here - got word from a friend that the OC husks? They's gone. They all turned east and left!" (Rhythmic explosions in the background.) "Think they might" - (static and heavy gunfire) - "here! Think some of" - (more static) - "ought to roll out a bienvenue!"

When this thing is dead, we need to destroy every shred of it we can find. The technology is too dangerous, and even a dead Reaper can still influence peoples' minds and brainwash them.

We absolutely have to avoid anyone getting a hold of pieces of this thing.


PM to Sydney

There's a man named Harold Heisen. He also goes by the name Harbinger. He runs a cult/church.

And he's a dreaming Reaper. He's probably going to see this as some proof of his visions. I highly recommend you have someone bring him in. But he's very dangerous, and his followers are fanatics.

I gave him all the chances I could. I should have put a bullet in his head.

( private message to Shepard (trigger warning) )

What we're facing is the nightmare from my dream world. Their only reason to exist is to cause the extinction of technologically advanced organic life, and they have a particular dislike for humanity. There will be no mercy and no quarter. They will turn brother against brother, and they will turn the rest of us into raw material to build another Reaper.

We fight, or we die, there's no other option.

"Reaper incoming, trajectory shows somewhere in Southern Nevada. Probably the largest population center. Lost contact with the Enterprise."



ETA: Txt message to Nate

>> Nate, what's your sitrep? Can you get some eyes on it from up there?

(ooc: assuming most of Shepard's crew joined her in her joyride. xD)

>> Taking the Normandy on a shakedown cruise
>> I'm driving.

>>...What are the not solid little kid forms?
>>They've got creepy voices and sound like the little sisters from Bioshock?
>>Cause they're freaking me out and everything.
>>Are they a you guys thing?
>>It's like I can't think straight and I see them but my brain...won't let thoughts st....
>>(nonsense stream of words and letters)

Sydney

>> My ship is incoming to land in the mojave desert. SSV Normandy. Your team can check her out if you like but I've been hoping for this day for a long time

Normandy Crew

>> I have confirmation that the Normandy just jumped in. I'm praying it's the SR2 with the anti-reaper upgrades.
>> She's not normally one for planetary landings but I'll take what I can get. I'm sure Tali can get her back into space.

>> Did you pick up a mass effect signature?

Sydney

>> It's going to get worse, I just encountered what we call Banshees and Brutes
>> Brutes are heavily armored killing machines that take a lot of firepower to bring down
>> They're huge, but move surprisingly fast
>> Banshees can warp areas, tearing apart objects. They're basically telekinetic monstrosities
>> They're what alien races from my dream world become when infested with Reaper-tech
>> They tend to show up when the Reapers want to find something, or want someone really, really dead.
>> There's another type called the cannibal. They have bulbous sacks on their backs, but I haven't seen any yet.They're also capable of using guns.
>> It's also a sign things are going to get worse.
>> In the meantime, I'm going to work with Scott's crew, and split up parts of the county to sweep through and clean out husks.


Mass Effect peoples

>> Just killed a banshee and narrowly avoided being killed by a Brute
>> I think we need to concede that these aren't just isolated incidents.

Summers's people

>> Neena will fill you in on what we just encountered, but stay vigilant.

>> You're going to want to do a concerted effort to recover any of these husk bodies you can.
>> Want to avoid unwanted interests getting ahold of the Reaper technology infesting them.
>> I recommend simply destroying them.

If you know anything you're going to tell me. And if you don't want to tell me that's not going to stop me from finding out.

>> Give me some good news, Shepard.
>> Not the obvious 'we're all gonna die' news.

>> Have you had any reports of blue, glowy people attacking anyone?
>> Kind of human, but...degraded and savage.

( private messages sent to Normandy Crew )

I just killed a fucking husk. Everyone stay frosty.

>> Today was a surprise
>> First, a lot of the kids got me some things for Father's Day
>> Then I found something Beth and Alma left behind for me for today
>> I'm getting
>> What to the kids call it? Feels?

>> Come play with us at the beach party!

>> Question.
>> Do you remember Alma?

( Vaguely NSFW! )

[If you don't know whether or not your character is an agency asset, it's all listed out here.]

We are under attack. For those of you not in attendance at Tony Stark and Pepper Potts' wedding we are sending a helicopter for you. We need all the help we can get.

>> Babe

>> Hear you're good with a gun.

>> Are you afflicted?

[Emma]

>> I had an interesting dream.
>> She said they'd be waking up soon

[Shepard]

>> Call it a hunch, but keep an eye on the Mako.

>> Thanks again.
>> Sorry for messing up your Valentine's Day.

>> I need you
>> I'm sorry, I know you and Liara probably have something planned
>> I really need you to cover for me at the bar tonight
>> I'm at the hospital