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Nick Fury shares. He's nice like that. (nicelikethat) wrote in valarcomm,
@ 2014-04-08 12:58:00

Entry tags:

aramis, athos, commander tyra shepard, nick fury, steve rogers (captain america)

Note to Agency Personnel:
(ooc: This would be Commander Shepard, Steve Rogers, the new Musketeers as far as I'm aware. This memo didn't go out to Agency Assets.)

I don't do this 'polite' crap in emails. As far as I've been able to tell, politeness isn't a thing that even exists on the internet.

This is how we're gonna do this. I'm Director Fury, and now you answer to me. SOMEONE got the idea that things over here in Orange County were getting out of hand. Now I've gotta relocate somewhere sunnier than God's Behind and make nice with you fools. In case you missed it? I am not a fan of sunshine and surfing.

I want reports on my desk detailing the crap Ms. Bristow had you up to. And then I want the reports that are the truth. And THEN I want the reports about what you've actually been doing.

IF you do this in a timely manner, I MIGHT just treat you to some cookies or donuts or some shit. Because I'm nice like that.

You're Welcome.

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past_regret
2014-04-08 10:53 pm UTC (link)

[Athos' report is concise and direct. No opinion stated just simple facts and detail around his work, and that of his team, since arriving. He is honest about his team members who work well together and it is on the directors desk promptly. Athos is dedicated with an impeccable CIA record on which it is noted he is a good leader who has refused promotion a number of times. He's not ambitious or a kiss ass he is simply good at his job]</>

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	nicelikethat 2014-04-08 10:56 pm UTC (link)
	[ Nick reads over Athos's report and decides he likes that guy, he's a no-bullshit kinda guy. Athos will soon find that Nick is a man of his word, and a box of Athos's favorite baked goods will be on his desk the next morning. 'Cause he did good. ] (Reply to this) (Parent)

amongthebravest
2014-04-09 01:35 am UTC (link)

[Aramis' report is thorough but a bit tongue-in-cheek. It is less three separate reports and more just one large file, because, as far as Aramis is concerned, what he was told to do and what the truth was and what he was doing were are all the same in the end. His own record with his CIA work is good, remarking on his marksmanship with various firearms and his ability to work well in small specialized groups. (Included with his transfer file is a memo on a psychological evaluation done within the last year to identify any possible risks of abandoning his position and going rogue. Results: no major risk factors identified, but is prone to letting his emotions play a factor in decision making.)]

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	nicelikethat 2014-04-09 02:05 am UTC (link)
	[ Fury found this report really damn entertaining, but thinks this guy is a smartass. That may or may not be trouble, he's gonna have to wait and see. Meanwhile, Aramis will be happy to find that the Cookies are not a Lie, since he'll be receiving some tomorrow (French Madeleines, maybe?)] (Reply to this) (Parent)

notmyfuture
2014-04-09 01:41 am UTC (link)

[Steve's report is small, unrefined, and a bit old fashioned in style. It includes a recap of when he was approached to head his own specialized team, and the only job he's officially done with the Agency which is the recent bomb incident in Irvine.

Official Agency files on Steve will include a full physical, stating every "super soldier" enhancement, as well as notes his job as an athletic therapist and personal trainer.

**Memo: Meeting scheduled for later in the week.]

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	nicelikethat 2014-04-09 02:08 am UTC (link)
	[ Nick takes a hold of this report, notices the name on it, and says to himself 'Oh THIS guy'. The official file is filled with a gigantic load of bullshit, as far as he's concerned. "Super Soldier". What the hell is this, some damn comic book? Right. Sure. And now this boy wants a meeting? Of course he does. He can wait all week for his cookies.] (Reply to this) (Parent)

the_commander
2014-04-09 05:33 am UTC (link)

[Shepard's report is concise and filled with the sort of military-speak of someone used to giving the kind of reports that are the bare bones necessary. This is a woman who's filled a hundred reports in the Reaper War, and before, and has lost any and all faith in the brass to pay attention when they need to.

Her report also lists which assets to pay the most attention to, particularly what she calls the X-men and their aide in numerous sorties, including against the Reaper.

What follows after mentioning the Reaper is a thirty page rant on the merits of listening to the people on the ground when they bring concerns about genocidal sentient machines to their attention. She closes with video captured with her Omnitool, of the Reaper attack on Vegas, as well as the Sentinel attack on San Francisco, the Normandy, and a dozen other events]

~~REAPERS~~

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nicelikethat
2014-04-09 05:39 am UTC (link)

[ Nick takes a look at Shepard's report and decides, after five seconds of deliberation and another three seconds of speed-reading the rant, that she owes him about another fifteen drinks.

Because... really, Shepard? Really?

This is Director Fury you're dealing with, not some idiot General with his nose stuck all the way up his rear end. She ain't getting any cookies. If she's lucky, her half-crazy sounding rant won't earn her a psyche eval.

In fact, since Rogers already ruined his meeting-free week, he goes ahead and schedules one so he can talk to Shepard face-to-face.

All he wanted was one motherfucking week. One week, but no. Damn you, Orange County. ]

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somethingred
2014-04-11 08:28 am UTC (link)

[Porthos's report is more or less to the point, though there may be a few flourishes to make it seem more like an adventure movie than it necessarily needed to be.

In addition to the report, Porthos sends over his files from the army.

On the page detailing his last mission before being invalided out, he puts a sticky note that reads 'Where I became Porthos the Pirate P)'

Because he's really very proud of his scar, and the fact that he got it while saving a lot of his fellow soldiers.

At the bottom of the report is a handwritten note: 'PS: Chocolate donuts are my favourite']

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	nicelikethat 2014-04-11 11:24 pm UTC (link)
	[ Fury read this report over after a few shots of whiskey, and has decided that Porthos is alright by him. Though he seems a little too proud of this whole pirate thing. He's making a mental note about that. 'Watch out for Porthos, he thinks he's cute'. A box of six chocolate donuts will find their way to his desk sometime next week. ] (Reply to this) (Parent)