The Tiberius J. Swann Education Facility

Who: Mal and Garret
What: Reconciliation
Where: Mal's house
When: Early morning
Rating: NSFW

It was at the very latest six in the morning when Garret finally climbed out of Rorie's bed, leaving his young love with a kiss to the forehead as he climbed into the shower to wash the night of sex off his skin. After dressing, pressing another soft kiss to Rorie's face and writing a quick note ("Gone to Mal's, be back for lunch"), Garret jogged the short distance between the two houses and let himself into the hound's place. He had missed the both of them, though he knew Rorie needed to be handled more delicately, because his trust was shattered more easily. Mal operated differently. Garret could take a whole different approach with the hound.

( Mal looked dignified and peaceful and Max looked like he'd been hit by a bus. )

Who: Penny and Blake
What: Verbal (and maybe physical) ass kickings
Where: The BGH
When: Afternoon
Rating: PG 13


Penny didn't care that Blake was recouperating, or if he was in bed. She was going to kick the crap out of that stupid witch! Blake had broken the most basic rules of witchcraft, and if it had been one of his own students, he would be furious. He was not excused from his own rules!

Pulling up to the Big Gay House (wow, this place was gorgeous, no wonder so many people kept moving in here), Penny stood out by her car to take the place in a moment. It looked like a hotel, or like if it went unpainted for a few years it would be considered haunted by the locals. Shaking herself from her daze, Penny marched up to the front steps and knocked on the door, smoothing back her ponytail as she waited for someone to get the door. Luckily, it was Wesley, someone she at least knew of. "Hey," she said with a polite smile. "I um... I need to see the skinny idiot. I have to yell at him. Please."

Who: Billy and June
What: A rescue, kinda
Where: Hallway of the Education building
When: Midday
Rating: PG

Certain things were proving to be troublesome. The human world was full of devices and leverd and buttons that needed to be pushed and turned and fiddled with, and most of them were completely foreign to June. They surprised her with their actions, some made noise and some dispensed things and others just broke. It was impossible to know which would do what until you'd already done it. Very troublesome. At the moment, she was prodding at a metal box that was suspended against the wall in a hallway of the education building. It hummed, alive with electricity, and there was a piece that looked like a mouth sitting on the top. And near the mouth was a button, and buttons needed pushing. Leaning over it, staring curiously, June's hair fell around her face like a curtain. It was just her and the thing, the humming thing with a button. A button that wanted to be pushed. Lifting a careful finger, June tapped it gingerly. Nothing happened. Another tap, slightly firmer, still nothing. So she pushed it hard, very hard, and a strong stream of water shot her hard in the face.

"AIII!" she screeched, a high pitched whine not unlike the sound of a dog being hit by a car. Swiping at her face, she tried getting the water off, but she couldn't. It was in her hair, on her shirt, all over her face and her skin and it was hurting her. Whimpering angrily, she stepped away from the thing, that evil water thing, growling and barking at it. It had hurt her! All she had done was push the button that she was supposed to push, and it had hurt her! And now she was pissed. The only way to dry off was to make herself hotter, but no one back home had told her that human clothes were flammable, so when she engulfed herself in flames, her clothing burnt off and she was left standing naked in the middle of the hallway.

( Oh my goodness, um... you're not... you're not dressed, are you? )