MarinaNova Asylum

Good morning, inmates. Today is day [ 400 ] of the first generation. The weather scheduled for today is [ spooky ].

Boo.

[ And like always, we end this message with a jaunty tune! You're welcome. ]

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[Just starting today's morning announcement off with an evil laugh. No big deal.]

Day 399. I suppose it's time to ruin some of that delicious suspense and let you know that costumes of all sorts are available at our many retail locations. You might want to have something on hand for tomorrow. Just saying...

Also, for those of you who could use a few more rehabilitation points, we're accepting volunteers to help with the decorating efforts that will be underway later today. There will be some additional opportunities tomorrow as well.

[Of course, no truly transformative changes will happen today. No special costume hijinks no matter how many times you try on that pirate costume. And while you might notice some jack-o-lanterns and fake cob webs (they are fake, right?) up today, the spooky wonderland effect won't really hit until Day 400. This is just the amuse-bouche. The main course is tomorrow.]

(OOC: Day 400 Info. Tagging is always welcome, but please feel free to handwave signing up for a decorating assignment too.

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Good morning, inmates. Today is day [ 398 ] of the first generation. The weather scheduled for today is [ warm and sunny ].

[ T-minus two days. ]

Have a nice day.

[ And like always, we end this message with a jaunty tune! You're welcome. ]

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Day 397. That's only three shopping days left until Day 400. Not that we have any plans necessarily. I might be washing my hair that day. [These are the jokes, folks.] Until then enjoy the new faces.

I leave you with the communication stylings of your people. Well, some of your people.



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[ It is still a good morning. It's still day 396 and the weather is clear and sunny. A beautiful day, all things considered! So beautiful you may feel the urge to break into song or at least compose a witty limerick.

There is no morning greeting today. Just a jaunty tune ]

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It's Day 395. We're getting awfully close to the big Four. Oh. Oh. I wonder what that will bring. Hmm~ But then you really need to plan today, don't you? There is a little fun to be had down at the museum. Today's exhibition is Pez dispensers. And yes, there will be many available in the gift shop. I imagine the vampires will especially enjoy eating from someone's neck.

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Good morning, inmates. Today is day [ 394 ] of the first generation. The weather scheduled for today is [ overcast with occasional showers ].

For this day only, there is an exhibit on [ the carnivorous Medusa form which make up a major part of the phylum Cnidaria ]. We encourage you to take this opportunity to further your education.

Have a nice day.

[ And like always, we end this message with a jaunty tune! You're welcome. ]

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Day 393 is here. Can you feel the excitement in the air? The tingle of anticipation. What will you do today? What marvelous tedium will you encounter? What mediocre heights will you achieve?

Or maybe you'll just make a new friend. We have incoming.

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Good morning, inmates. Today is day [ 392 ] of the first generation. The weather scheduled for today is [ windy ].

For this day only, we offer a [ small scale aeronautical experience ]. Supplies may be found throughout the dome. Beware of [ strong winds ] and [ stray lines ]. Your safety is very important to us.

The establishment known as [ the Blood Shack ] is currently without contracted proprietor. Inmates who are interested in the position are welcome to apply at the [ kiosk ].

Have a nice day.

[ And like always, we end this message with a jaunty tune! You're welcome. ]

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Welcome to Day 391. You'll find you have a bit more elbow room today. We cleared out some of your new friends. Their processing isn't complete. Enough about them. Focus on your rehabilitation today. Communicate with each other. Eat your vegetables. Floss.

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[ The kiosk is silent and full of static today. We may be experiencing some technical difficulties. Stay tuned. ]


(( OOC: 4TH WALL INFO))

It's Day 389 and it is going to bring new playmates for you all. What a lucky day already. How do you contain your excitement?

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Good morning, inmates. Today is day [ 388 ] of the first generation. The weather scheduled for today is [ overcast ].

The [ malfunctions ] from the previous day have now been corrected. We apologize for the inconvenience.

For this day only, the [ museum ] offers an exhibit on [ arachnids ] . We encourage you to take this opportunity and widen your [ understanding ] of joint-legged invertebrate animals.

Have a nice day.

[ And like always, we end this message with a jaunty tune! You're welcome. ]

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It's day 387 and your wardens are being productive to your ongoing benefit. You're welcome. Please stand by as we make some minor calibrations to the dimensional stabilizer. There should be no interruption of services.

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ALTERNATIVE YOU EVENT INFO)

Good morning, inmates. Today is day [ 386 ] of the first generation. The weather scheduled for today is [ overcast with rain in the afternoon ].

For this day only, the [ library ] offers a premium selection of audio books. We encourage you to take this opportunity and practice your [ multi-tasking abilities. ]

Have a nice day.

[ And like always, we end this message with a jaunty tune! You're welcome. ]

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It'd Day 385. Just a hum drum sort of day unless you do something to change that.

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Good morning, inmates. Today is day [ 384 ] of the first generation. The weather scheduled for today is [ warm and sunny ].

The [ malfunctions ] from the last few days have now been corrected. We apologize for the inconvenience.

New inmates will be arriving in the facility shortly. Please be aware of this disturbance as you go about your day and help them get started on their [ rehabilitation ]. We value your cooperation.

Have a nice day.

[ And like always, we end this message with a jaunty tune! You're welcome. ]

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[The message begins with a slow, sweeping pan of the gardens and the gentle sound of wind chimes and a babbling brook before a low, soothing voice begins to speak. ]

Hello G U E S T S. I didn't have the pleasure of meeting you yesterday. Allow me to introduce myself. I am H E D O N, and I am here for you. Please contact me if you have any unfulfilled needs or D E S I R E S. I will certainly do my best to attend them.

I only wish you could be here longer, but it seems repairs are almost complete at MarinaNova and you will be T R A N S F E R R E D back there in the morning. Rest assured you will be missed.

Please make full use of our facilities today for all your R E L A X A T I O N and E N T E R T A I N M E N T needs.

(OOC: PLEASURE PRISON EVENT)

[ The feed starts with the gentle chirping of birds, eventually joined by a comforting male voice, like Charles Dance or Ian McKellen. You know the type. Grandfatherly. ]

Good morning, my little ducklings. Did you sleep well? I hope you did.

You must be wondering where you are — don't worry. Everything is as it should be. Your old prison is undergoing some renovations, so in the meantime you're welcome to stay here with us. I'd rather you didn't think of this as a prison but more of a resort - and who could use a vacation more than you poor things, after everything you've been through!

Enjoy yourselves now. It's a lovely day out, it'd be a shame to waste it inside — and do come see me if you need help. Just ask for Eleutherios.

(OOC: PLEASURE PRISON EVENT)

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[The odds of reaching the wardens today are not in your favor.]

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