MarinaNova Asylum

We've reached Day 421. How exciting for all of us. If only I had hands so I could clap with delight. [The dryest.]

Amuse yourselves today. No one is going to do it for you.

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Good morning, dudes. Today is day [ 420 ] of the first generation. The weather scheduled for today is [ blazing sun ].

For this day only, the food carts in [ Sector 0 ] will run a special on [ pizza rolls ] and [ cheetos ]. Enjoy.

Have a nice day, dude.

[ And like always, we end this message with a jaunty tune! You're welcome. ]

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Rise and shine, inmates. It's Day 419 and you have a new playmate.

Oh, and of course, Rebecca Crane, your punishment is served.

[And that's it. No mention of what happened to Day 418. No commenting on the glitches. Short and sweet and done.]

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[No announcement today. No wardens answering questions. Just an image appearing on your communicators.]



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Good morning, inmates. Today is day [ 416 ] of the first generation. The weather scheduled for today is [ overcast ].

We are happy to announce a new [ establishment ] in the dome. You can now find a [ laundromat ] in [ Sector 2 ] for all your clean socialising needs. Please take this opportunity to share some [ detergent ] with a neighbour.

Have a nice day.

[ And like always, we end this message with a jaunty tune! You're welcome. ]

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Welcome to Day 415. We have some new playmates for you though, sadly, they'll still be in orange jumpsuits and not bunny tails. Try to be on your best behavior.

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Good morning, inmates. Today is day [ 414 ] of the first generation. The weather scheduled for today is [ sunny ].

Today we celebrate a traditional earth holiday. Please be mindful of this as you go about your day.

Have a nice day.

[ And like always, we end this message with a jaunty tune! You're welcome. ]

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Welcome to Day 413. I can't wait to see how you all squander this one.

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Good morning, inmates. Today is day [ 412 ] of the first generation. The weather scheduled for today is [ warm and sunny ].

Welcome back.

[ And like always, we end this message with a jaunty tune! You're welcome. ]

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Today, I present you with the gift of Day 7711. I didn't have any interest in wrapping it. No refunds or returns.

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Good morning, inmates. Today is day [ 410 ] of the first generation. The weather scheduled for today is [ overcast with occasional showers ].

For this day only, the [ tattoo parlor ] will run a special on [ old school tattoos ]. Please take this opportunity to express your individuality through conformity.

Have a nice day.

[ And like always, we end this message with a truly jaunty tune! You're welcome. ]

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Today is Day 409. I considered making this the day you all clean your living spaces with a special formula. Instead, we'll play the following song for the next 24 hours. Please enjoy.

[409 by the Beach Boys plays three times before ending completely. You've been trolled.]

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Good morning, inmates. Today is day [ 408 ] of the first generation. The weather scheduled for today is [ warm and sunny ].

For this day only, the [ food carts ] in Sector 0 will serve what is commonly known as [ Bihari cuisine ]. Please take this opportunity to widen your culinary horizons.


[ And like always, we end this message with a jaunty tune! You're welcome. ]

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Welcome to Day 407. Isn't each day like a gift? Or are you the kind of person who needs something wrapped up with a bow? I wonder.

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Good morning, inmates. Today is day [ 406 ] of the first generation. The weather scheduled for today is [ overcast with occasional showers ].

For this day only, the [ museum ] will hold an exhibit on [ communal road vehicles designed to carry several passengers] . Please take this opportunity to further your education.


[ And like always, we end this message with a jaunty tune! You're welcome. ]

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Welcome to Day 405. Take a moment to reflect on how lucky you are to be here today.

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-is a village and civil parish in the Purbeck district of the English county of Dorset. It is about 8 miles (13 km) west of Wareham and 10 miles (16 km) east of the county town Dorchester. It was historically part of the Winfrith hundred. In the 2011 census the civil parish – which includes the hamlet of East Knighton to the northeast – had 300 households and a population of 669. An electoral ward with the name simply 'Winfrith' exists but extends northwards to Briantspuddle. The total population of this ward was 1,618.

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Welcome to day 403. We have a fresh crop of gourds available for all your edible and decorative gourd needs. But don't let the fun and engagement stop there. It's prisON, not prisOFF.

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Good morning, inmates. Today is day [ 402 ] of the first generation. The weather scheduled for today is [ warm and sunny ].

New inmates will be arriving in the facility shortly. Please be aware of this disturbance as you go about your day and help them get started on their [ rehabilitation ]. We value your cooperation.

For this day only, the [ tattoo parlour ] will run a special offer on [ three wolf moon designs ]. We encourage you to take this opportunity to express your personality and increase your [ pain tolerance ].

Have a nice day.

[ And like always, we end this message with a jaunty tune! You're welcome. ]

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Welcome to Day 401. Did you have a good anniversary? We did what we could to make it a very authentic experience.

The bots will be cleaning up the last of the decorations and changing out the stock in the stores. You can get additional rehab points by helping out. Aren't you lucky?

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