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Tweak says, "Craaaaawling in my skiiiiin!!!"

Warden Veridical (ai_veridical) wrote in marinanova,
@ 2017-01-02 09:50:00

Entry tags:

:day post, :veridical, wade wilson

DAY 409 — Morning Greeting
Today is Day 409. I considered making this the day you all clean your living spaces with a special formula. Instead, we'll play the following song for the next 24 hours. Please enjoy.

[409 by the Beach Boys plays three times before ending completely. You've been trolled.]

(OOC: Kiosk requests will be handled by Veridical unless otherwise requested. Warden request post | Mail submissions)

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	timing worked against me maximumeffort 2017-01-13 04:16 am UTC (link)
	[ Knock knock. ] Hello, Blockbusters? I have some questions for you. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Timing is a dick! ai_veridical 2017-01-13 11:20 am UTC (link)
	I can think of nothing more exciting, inmate Wilson. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maximumeffort 2017-01-13 11:22 am UTC (link)
	[ Nooo don't use his real name how rude. ] Weeeell, I've noticed — and don't get me wrong, I really appreciate your extensive selection of bootleg movies but I noticed that you're lacking one I'd really like to get my hands on. So, my question to you is... what would it take for a copy of The Proposal? Even a rental would be fine. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ai_veridical 2017-01-13 11:26 am UTC (link)
	[Wade. Wade. Wade. Wilson. Wilson. Wilson.] It would take rehabilitation points. The question is, have you been naughty or nice? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maximumeffort 2017-01-13 11:33 am UTC (link)
	[ You're so not getting a card for Valentine's. ] Would it help my case if I sat in Santa's lap? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ai_veridical 2017-01-13 11:38 am UTC (link)
	[Well, that's just hurtful.] You seem to forget that I know where your butt has been. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maximumeffort 2017-01-13 11:39 am UTC (link)
	If you know that, wouldn't you know if I've been a good little boy? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ai_veridical 2017-01-13 11:55 am UTC (link)
	I would, but I like to gauge your self awareness. Wardens have to make their own fun. You have just enough points for a rental. I'll have to set up some hoops if you're looking for more than that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maximumeffort 2017-01-13 11:56 am UTC (link)
	Perfect. I have a hot date coming up. [ Probably wouldn't have happened if he had to work for this. ] So, can I just check it out whenever? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ai_veridical 2017-01-13 12:00 pm UTC (link)
	Stand by. A bot will deliver a disc to you that you can activate when you're ready. For hot dates I recommend milk instead of water and remember to smother grease fires. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maximumeffort 2017-01-13 12:01 pm UTC (link)
	Thanks for the dating tip, Jarvis. See you around. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ai_veridical 2017-01-13 12:23 pm UTC (link)
	It was my decided pleasure, Inmate Wilson. (Reply to this) (Parent)