It was hardly planned out, but I'm pleased to know my Christmas shopping won't be interrupted by vigilante abductions and hag attacks this year. If only the Ministry would heed my suggestions for how to deal with the Wandless next. What an extraordinary gift it would be.
DEATH EATERS
Who here is attending this ridiculous protest at the Ministry tomorrow? We should be there to give them a warm welcome and a round of laughter while the DMLE arrests them.