DISORDER JOURNALS

[Order]

OKAY, whew, finally got this ward to work. Took a few.

Hey Order DMLE, just a heads up, you're about to get flooded with 'Muggleborn sighting' tips - they're not real, no Muggleborns were harmed in this prank, they will lead to a lot of (hopefully unsuspecting and embarrassed) purists' places.

if these ROGUE accounts are REAL i just wanted to say I TOLD YOU SO AND I'M ALWAYS RIGHT

Are we making bets about who Bellatrix Lestrange was attempting to ward? Because there are a lot of potential candidates... I'd say Willy Locke, but I think the DEs probably have enough grease via Snape already. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (And also Locke is incompetent, but that's another story altogether.)

FAILED WARD TO THEODORA

If you're ready for it, I have your first assignment.

Honestly, my couple of weeks back home has been more insane than a year on a Dragon Sanctuary.

[ MUM ]

Are you really going to keep this up?

[ CHUCK ]

Busy?

Now that The Pitch has regrettably been cancelled I've decided to shift my attention my secondary passion: business.

Henceforth I'll be an angel investor and help struggling businesses and new start-ups. Please don't hesitate to get in touch with either myself or my office if you have a great idea or need extra capital with a solid plan in place.

Also, no, DMLE, there are no Muggleborns at my residence stop responding to these ridiculous claims.