DISORDER JOURNALS

The cursed rug store is having a promotion! I bought an amazing one made out of ancient cat hair! It used to have a mummified foot in it, neat!

[DEATH EATERS]

Why are we keeping the Wandless in Diagon anyway? The Order's just going to keep going there as long as they're hanging around, and it makes shopping terribly inconvenient.

[Weasley & extended family - minus Molly]

I was thinking we could do something for mum. In the wake of injuries from the Wandless rescue, I thought it was as good a time as any. Any thoughts?

[Molly]

Molly my dear, how are you doing? I thought I could bring us home some dinner this evening. Apologies again for having to rush into the office today.

[FAILED PRIVATE WARD]

More howlers about things. Serious considering quitting but then what else can I do. Not like I am qualified to do much. Not like I do much. I feel like I should be doing more to help out rather than hiding. At least keeping up with the fitness thing from Roger so that's a positive. So I'm not entirely useless. But still sort of freaked out by the whole Death Eater attack and now sort of feel like the more shit happens the less I wanna even venture outside. But it is stupid to let fear, no more like worry, dictate my life. Really need to work on that whole don't feel pathetic thing cause I'm not, entirely pathetic.

Sorry. Please ignore.

ooc: everything was hastily crossed out after it was up for about an hour before she noticed people could see it

Borgin and Burkes is pleased to announce we have acquired a quite spectacular and unique thirty-piece flatware set from the Nenad estate in Romania. Please stop by or owl for pricing. Serious inquiries only, please.

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In other news, a nice elderly lady accidentally flooed me on my birthday thinking I was her granddaughter. We cleared up the confusion, but now she calls once or twice a week just to chat. I'm very invested in her cat drama now.

[...] [JOE BELL]

Are you all right? I heard about what happened and that the DMLE was involved.

I have news
There's something I want to tell

[Thea, Ian, Michael, Sinistra]

Now that I've managed to get the warding working (seriously guys, check your warding before sending anything - I think there are network updates or something!), I have some news.

I know Michael has found me giving up alcohol for an entire year weird, and Thea noticed something at the ball, so I decided it's time to tell you. A few people already know, and I wanted you to find out directly from me rather than secondhand. I'm pregnant. It'll be four months in early March and holy shit I was not ready to type out that sentence. Dante is the father. So...that's my news. I hope your days are going well.

[ Bellatrix Lestrange ]

I
So
You said
You were serious about the knife lessons, right?

[ Alicia ]

Were you hurt yesterday or anything?

[ Lestrange ]

Were you in Diagon Alley yesterday? Did you see

The offices of Obscurus Books are going to be closed for the next couple of days after some sustained damage uncovered a few structural problems. Don't worry, everyone. The books are fine.

ORDER (INCLUDING GRACE, MADDIE, OLIVER, PERCY & WILL).

Welcome to the Order. We don't have shirts, but sometimes Aberforth opens his bar for us.

Why does it matter to Death Eaters whether some people move the wandless in the first place? They don't have wands. What harm could it possibly do?

wigtown wanderers are the best team hands down

[ IMOGEN ]

’member when we went shopping for my wand

[ S16 + MICHAEL & ROLF ]

knock knock

Here's something fun: a personality quiz.

Your Enneagram personality type is the Helper. You need to love and feel loved. You're the most trustworthy of all the types and your naturally enjoy helping others. You fear being under appreciated and you often overcompensate by giving more of yourself. You're naturally humble and you thrive on others noticing your good deeds. All you need is a little appreciation and your potential to help others is endless. You're a natural saint with deep emotional intelligence. Could you be the next Mother Teresa? We think so!

I'm not entirely sure that's all accurate, but it's nice nonetheless!