DISORDER JOURNALS

[Friends]

I know we all have a lot going on and are probably not in a party mood, but if you're up for a lowkey games night, I'd love to have you all over tomorrow. No need to bring anything other than yourselves.

[Thea]

I heard you were hurt at the ball. How are you? I hope you recover quickly. If you're feeling any better tomorrow, you're welcome to come over for a board game night with my friends, to make some non-purist friends yourself.

[Grace]

[...] Hello

I want to
I want to start a home
Oliver we should probably consider

Godric, Dolores NEVER LEAVES!!!
Buggy damned wa
What is happening to the w
WORK DAMN YOU

[OLIVER]

It took seven tries to make this ward stick.

Well, this certainly has been a bracing time to return to the UK.

I'm looking to overhaul my wiztagram feed, does anyone have any accounts they recommend?

[ WEASLEYS + OLIVER ]

It was lovely to catch up with most of you at Percy's breakfast. I hope we'll get to know each other better since I'm sticking around for awhile.

[ 98ers ]

I think it's time for a reunion! It's only been 20 years.

[ NARCISSA ]

Hello! I was hoping to catch you at the gala but, well. Papa doesn't seem to have your number so I hope you don't find me terribly rude reaching out like this, but I would love to catch up, if you have some time! I know the Prophet must keep you frightfully busy.

Better luck next time, Montagross.

[Order]

So, good news/bad news: good news is, everyone here slept like a log and every hair on our heads are fine. Bad news, Montague decided to come by the shop in the middle of the night last night and try to blast his way in. Luckily for us, he's an idiot who thinks we don't have the Order backing up our ward work ESPECIALLY against known Death Eaters so everything just bounced right off - including him. And I have it on muggle film thanks to Remus's security tips. It's a right laugh, anyone want to see it you just let me know. I don't really know if this is his grudge or retaliation for the Starbeaks incident or what but man I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.

Idiot didn't even wear his mask. Probably since sending this to the DMLE would of course do a whole lot of nothing, but still. Someday.

Someone is under the impression that Beer is better than Wine. Let's all feel very sorry for this person and confirm that Wine is the superior drink, please.

DEATH EATERS

So I helped Humberto kidnap himself an assistant for his...show. I created a floo connection in the woman's home and then closed it when we were finished, no one the wiser. I can offer that if anyone wants a more subtle entrance and exit for whatever reason, or access to someone in particular. We'll need to talk logistics, but it shouldn't be difficult if you have someone in mind and their location and address is known.

GERALD AVERY

I made an interesting discovery re: Diggle for all this Humberto nonsense. He has a long string of exes, like an absurdly fuckinglong string of exes. I have the list and the access to them if that was something you were interested in.

MULCIBERS

I know we made that list of Tan Jones clients, but maybe we could start with the sister's boyfriend. Unless you think picking off the clients and working our way up is better? Honestly, killing her outright would also feel really really good, and be a service to the community.

So is there a sub section of the Order that deal with cake related offenses or how do they do this? Inquiring minds, etc.

[Rosiers]

Level of mad, scale 'not at all' to 'I really loved that dress'?

[Graham, Thea, Willy]

Hey Montague, got any more feelings on Weasley's ass to share? (Thea, hope you're still high, it should improve this conversation x10.)