DISORDER JOURNALS

Well, after a year of living on Knockturn Alley it's finally happened. I was pickpocketed earlier today by a boy who needed help finding a lost puppy that probably didn't exist. I'm trying not to be too upset with myself -- it was bound to happen sooner or later.

Also, someone told me I seemed like I would "really love" the movie The Shape of Water but I looked it up and I'm a little confused.

This is a very important Wizfeed quiz.

I got "Mashed Potatoes: You're down-to-earth and very low-key. Everyone feels comfortable around you." I certainly hope that's true, though you can't really go wrong with potatoes.

[NORA]

This is terrible. No wonder why barely anybody does it.

[DAFYDD]

I found something for you.