DISORDER JOURNALS

[A picture of Umbridge's belowed cat statue sitting in an unspecified, very snowy location. He has a tiny scarf and a tiny knitted hat for warmth because responsible fake-pet ownership is important.]

Pack your snow boots, Dolly.


[Jeremy and Owen]

I'm so sorry for your loss. I know the words mean very little at this point, but it's important to say them nonetheless. I wish there was something I could do for you both.

[Andromeda]

Distract me. I'm thirty seconds away from setting the Prophet on fire. The building, not the paper. Though the latter may also be satisfying, though more short term.

[Leon]

Hello, fellow Order member. Please tell me about your secret clinic set up. Is there anything I can do to help? I feel like there's very little I have to contribute to the Order at present, and I need to change that. Or at least convince myself that it's not true.

I feel so helpless? I thought joining might change that, but if anything it has done the opposite.

[Gawain]

I'm sorry I couldn't be there for the funeral. Are you sleeping yet?

[Dedalus]

Where are you? How are you? I haven't seen you in a while.

This month in my bullet journal I'm copying almost all of Pinterest and doing a spread where I have to say one nice thing about myself every day! February should also be a month of ~self-love~. Not THAT self-love, though. But it's going about as well as one would expect that sort of thing to go. Yesterday I had a good hair day! That's what it says in my bullet journal anyway.

And all the quotes in my calendar this month are about love so I'm going to spare you all!

For now...

I know our national newspaper is in the business of selling lies nowadays, but it’s a bit rich of them to call Alicia a notable liar when she’s one of the best and most honest people I know.

Or maybe the definition of “liar” has changed??? Is it Opposite Day???

let's clear a few things up:

• no one ever followed harry potter around with wide eyes, except maybe draco malfoy, who has clearly always been o b s e s s e d with him. and maybe luna lovegood but that's just how her eyes look
  
• the rules we broke in school were stupid rules. dolores umbridge is nothing but a woman-sized troll
  
• not that it matters, but i wasn't hiding my parents or anyone else. when i said i didn't know where they were, i meant it
  
• henry o'leary can eat my ass
  
• i never wanted the reason for my being promoted to be something like taking a muggleborn's place. i planned to give it back when we put an end to the mrc
  
• anyone who wants to put my terrible temper to the test, go for it. but think carefully before you do, because i'm violent and tempestuous and i will end you

GWEN

i'm upset but ang told me what happened and i get it.

[warded to gwendolyn vane]

A word if you please, Miss Vane.

Well. If Bellatrix had been less mediocre at duelling, maybe we wouldn't have escaped.

To: Gwen

[1] Hey.
[2] I read your article.