DISORDER JOURNALS

i just had the first mince pie of the season. christmas is now allowed to begin.


[QUIDDITCH]

I know we all have more pressing issues here but wtf do we do if the death eaters buy all our teams and try to tell our coaches how to do their jobs?

[RHYS]

ok so nerys says my christmas present for her can be signing for a team in australia or something and get my dumb ass out of the country. ffion says only thing she wants is for me to grow a pair and stand up for what i believe in. bc i guess they like to keep me on my toes or something.

siblings are great.

GRYFFINDOR '13-'17 + ROLF.

i TOTALLY forgot about this but i "STOLE"* WILLY'S WAND the other day LOL do you think the wandless can still RECEIVE MAIL? c/o DIAGON ALLEY?

BECCA and PERCY you can't TELL UMBRIDGE. GRYFFINDOR'S HONOUR!!!!

* he doesn't DESERVE a wand

MIGRAINE CENTRAL (ROBIN BURKE).

how do i defeat CURSED PLANTS

later.
G. MONTAGUE.

i have a QUESTION

You would think eventually these fake security charms and objects would slow down, alas they don't. Plenty of people out there trying to take advantage of a bad situation, it is disheartening.

[Weasley family - minus Percy because sorry but they have not made up yet.]

Now, tell me. Who wants to spend some time with dear old dad and introduce me to the wiztagram and hooter. I hear I am missing out.

Plants are people too.

How many jumpers is too many to wear at once? Asking for a friend.

[ trustworthy friends* ]

I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL HIM

[ imogen ]

How do you tell your father that even though you had an upsetting, emotional discussion yesterday about how his father is dead,
it turns out he might not be dead after all?

* I've been really bad at this, but if they're decent friends and he would assume you're anti-purism/Death Eater you probably count. Probably R08 and others? If you're not sure feel free to ping me!

[ FRIENDS ]

after a day of intensive research, my patronus is apparently this

it's so small? i don't know what this means?

[ HESTIA ]

were you serious about the polyjuice?

[ Weasley family ]

i'm going to try for a touch of normality here, so please forgive me if the tone is off. i know recent events have been fucking shite.

okay, so we're a pretty large bunch of people. what are the plans for christmas? who is doing what and when? and where?

we'd love to have a christmas eve dinner over at our place, if that doesn't step on any toes.

[ Remus ]

how are you? feel to answer in generalities, or not at all.