DISORDER JOURNALS

if you live in tinworth be careful around [street name]. the death eaters have been doing some gardening over there and it isn't pretty.

yeah those rumours going around about muggles losing hands and such to plants in tinworth? all true. i'd be plant food rn myself if some guy hadn't come along to help.

and that was before the death eaters showed up to check on their crops.

I found an instructional video on casting a patronus on Wiztube that's all wrong. Extending an offer to anyone who might be interested in learning, even if I don't know you. Just hit me up! Obviously we all need this thing we didn't learn in school.

[everything is written very wobbly]

WARDED TO THE ORDER

Katie & I investigated a rmr about a group of hikers gone comatose in GH. We got there & a DE a turned up minutes later. Def think I fought her @ the safe house. The hikers are no t ok. We got two to safety, other two gone. We need Hrs. At my fam's cabin at [coordinates].

[Friends]

So, death eaters are scary. Is that a list of... you know I don't want to know. Between Death Eaters being scary as fuck and Dementors attacking people who are just trying to have a nice latte I can see why my father chose to live in the muggle world.

[Alicia]

Would you be able to give me some help with the Patronus, I am nowhere near being able to produce one and apparently I need it.

Caradoc Dearborn
Genevieve Lewis
Owen Lewis
Celestina Dalca
Garrick Ollivander
Demeter Diggle
Wallace Savage
Alisa Savage
Other assorted Savages

As the Holiday season grows near, the volume of Floo transportation traffic increases. Please be patient as the Floo Network Authority addresses any concerns related to this increase and the idiots who can't enunciate for sh. We too, want you to have a safe and happy holiday with your loved ones.

DEATH EATERS

Two Phoenixes responded to the comatose hikers in Godric's Hollow. I couldn't identify either (I suspect they were glamoured) however, one was the same redheaded bitch I dueled at the ho earlier this week. Same mouthy self-righteousness and same athletic dueling style. The plant did not take their attempts at rescuing its prey very well, and was a little too enthusiastic. As a result, they were able to escape; however, in the condition I left them in, I would not be surprised if they are currently splinched or bleeding out in a trash heap somewhere. I apologize for not ensuring that they did so in front of me.

As a sidenote, two of the muggles died in the process. I hope everyone has learned the consequences of hiking.

MULCIBERS

How was your I know you saw After research, I've compiled a list of potential targets from the Tan Jones client list:

Chase and Jeanette Abercrombie (bores, personal friends of Natalie Jones)
Cassandra Bole (noted pureblood)
Donato Furmage (outspoken against purism)
Ixchel Graves (appears to have a muggleborn mother on the run)
Abram and Kahina Hornby (paranoid)
Veronica Smethley (ex-gilderoy lockhart fangirl, idiot)

Additionally, Hestia Jones has a sister, Hemera Jones who also has a boyfriend so bland I do not actually recall his name. Should we wish to put pressure on the family instead, she may be a better start than the mother.