DISORDER JOURNALS

[Slytherin '12]

Well, coming from yet another miserable bastard, he's a sourpuss and an embittered, ill-humoured individual and we all know that. But Hogwarts has never, ever had a headmaster with clear favourites and such obvious bias towards his old house before.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Gwendolyn]

How did you find the chocolate grappa?

Don't ask me why I'm at work on a Saturday (but I'll give you a hint: concerned Canadians) It's not usually very exciting, but then Harry Potter knocked over one of my Canadians.

In a very stereotypical manner, the Canadian apologised to his retreating form.

[ WEASLEYS AND WEASLEY-ADJACENTS* ]

harry is officially undesirable #1. mum has sent me six owls about this (and counting).

as far as we know, the school believes ron is still sick with spattergroit, so he's spared from battling it out for second place with hermione.

how's everyone doing after the bullshit at KGX?