Communications

>> Ever wondered what it was like to have your evil counterpart turned into a snake and then kept as a pet?
>> I've no choice
>> Say hi to Queenie
>> [picture]
>> I haven't heard from you in awhile but I figured you'd be somewhat amused

As I am uncertain who specifically to ask this question, I thought I might pose it generally to those with magic. In my dreams, I am an alien that definitely does not look human. I was wondering if someone may be able to help me with a disguise that I may use if I turn into an alien at some point?

>> I was wondering
>> Is that offer for some kind of
>> Glamour, or disguise
>> Is that still good?

( texts to regina )

( texts to peter quill )

[Ed]
If I'm going to be sick because of tapping into magical abilities, couldn't it at least have been for something I did here and not the dreams? Ugh.

[Regina]
So I'm late to the game, but congratulations.

( Texts to Audrey )

( Texts to Hades )

( Texts to Regina & Killian )

>> Alright, should we be discussing this infernal holiday known as Thanksgiving?
>> I've got a stout to go with pumpkin pie, a red wine for turkey, and a dark rum that pairs best with sweet potatoes
>> So we're mostly set
>> Why not just have dinner at our place, to celebrate a bloody massacre of this fine nation's indingeous people?

( Texts to Audrey )

( Texts to Regina & Killian )

>> We're having a Halloween party at the shelter next Saturday.
>> If you don't have any plans, I'd love it if you could come.
>> The kids are all invited as well.
>> And everyone is encouraged to dress up, but it's not mandatory.

>> Hey
>> How have you been?

[Texts to David Nolan]
>> Hey.
>> What've you been up to?
>> Still unpacking?
>> I was wondering, if you're not too busy, would you want to go out sometime?

[Texts to Emma Swan and Regina Mills]
>> I just asked David out.
>> If he says yes, any suggestions on places to go?
>> I'll admit, I hadn't thought that far ahead.

( texts to kitiara )

( texts to grantaire )


( texts to regina )

( texts to midna )

( texts to caroline )

( texts to emma swan & mary margaret )

( Texts to Hanna and Midna )

( Texts to Regina )

( Texts to Peeta )

>> What do you two say to a girl's night out?
>> It wouldn't have to be all night of course cause I'm sure Emma wouldn't wanna be away from Niko for long, but an hour or two.
>> What do you say?

>> I'm going to be out 'til who knows when, got a few late-night meetings
>> But I stopped in a hole-in-the-wall place for plantains, for a quick bite, before the next and thought of you
>> There's something I need to go over, about the trip to Kentucky

( texts to trevelyan )

( texts to killian )

( identical texts to emma swan, mary margaret, caroline forbes and raistlin )

>> I need a vacation from this place
>> It got worse

>> I meant to do this sooner.
>> I don't know if any of you are aware, but there is a woman around who looks like Maleficent.
>> I ran into her a few weeks ago and considering I'd only just dreamt about her returning to life, I was pretty freaked out at first.
>> She says her name is Pam, so I don't think she's actually Maleficent.
>> Thought I'd give you guys a heads up, unless you already know.

( texts to regina )


( texts to nasir )

( baby shower invitation )

TEXTS TO REGINA
>> Help
>> Cursed jewels and precious metals
>> They keep popping up whenever I'm anxious
>> Which is unfortunately more than I knew

>> I just wanted to say Happy Mother's Day to you both.
>> The situations might be different in the waking world, but you both still deserve it.

( cut for death and details of )

[after this]

>> We have a problem
>> A big one
>> Don't freak out, but
>> Yeeeeeah

[Shortly after the encounter with Dark!Hook]

>> Operation 'Stuff the Dark One In the Urn' failed
>> Miserably
>> He pulverized it with magic, and its remains are all over my couch

Guess what I did! Come on then, I'll give you three guesses. Three shots to get right to the heart of the matter!

Ooh, I very nearly spoiled it.

Alright, two more guesses but no more hints. Except that consider it my way of thanking you for ensuring my wolf's blood and dragon scales delivery was completely botched. It's just as well. If you want something done right, you've got to do it yourself.

I'll keep this short and sweet, but the details are this: Killian's cursed. It's a carryover from the dreams - it's made him not himself, and he's in possession of very dark, very powerful magic. Our contact with him has been limited and he's been evasive thus far despite our efforts, but if he approaches anyone for whatever reason, be careful. Don't trust him and contact me immediately.

Don't test him, don't provoke him, don't engage. Unless you're particularly curious in seeing what your heart looks like outside your body.

[backdated to not long after this, very early Monday morn]
( phonecall to Neal Cassidy )

>> Checking in
>> Are you doing alright since you've visited last?
>> Pregnancy scares are rather stressful

>> I give up on my lawn
>> There's always something dead on it
>> Someone freed rabid primates from the zoo

( texts to swan )

( texts to gigi )

Elizabeth

>> Hey. Make it through the fog okay?


Regina

>> How goes it?

Of COURSE, for my fucking birthday--

As official bearer of crap news when it comes to all things Enchanted Forest/Storybrooke, they conveniently started up again, graced with the presence of the new Dark One. All I know is that we do manage to hop realms to find her (and take Granny's diner with us, because that's somehow crucial), and there's a third curse enacted, I suppose. Complete with another set of memory swiping so we'd forget the past six weeks. We're in Arthurian clothing, and Emma the Dark One is vengeful for one reason or another.

I'm tempted to force myself to sleep more to see if anything else comes to me, because having teasers has me mad enough to break my keurig.

>> I finally have got a lead on how to save Kenzi
>> But I could use your help
>> Please

Kenzi's in the hospital, if anyone's wondering where I am, or she is. I don't plan to leave for awhile - at least not until they figure out what's wrong with her. She's sick, some kind of illness, we don't know.

And it looks like you could cut that fog with a knife. So no one else end up in there either, hm?

( texts to caleb )

( texts to regina )

[Texts to Emma Swan]
>> I don't know if it's been because I've seen Henry more recently or what, but I recently dreamt about him getting his memories back.
>> Of course that means I also dreamt about how we got back to Storybrooke.
>> It's dreams like that that make it difficult to not think about David.

[Texts to Regina Mills]
>> I dreamt about summoning Cora to find out more about Zelena.
>> I woke up to find the candle on my nightstand.
>> Not entirely sure what to do with it.

>> You'd be absolutely tickled to know my mother Cora found out someone was digging up old bones
>> A letter came from her in the mail today

( texts to gigi )

( texts to swan )

( texts to frost )

( texts to her majesty queen mctits )

( texts to robin )

( texts to captain guyliner )

( texts to emma, our lady savior )

So, Christmas? The holidays? Stuff of a similar nature? There should be a thing for that. We can even host it at our house, we have the space. Probably just get a big ol' ham and I can make Special Christmas Gates of Hell chili because it's delicious.

What do you all think?

( texts to regina )



( email to shadow walker (birkhoff) )

>> So I've got an offer you'd be stupid to refuse

>> My friend made me a cake.
>> He has his own bakery so it's really good cake.
>> Anyway, I can't eat the whole thing myself.
>> Would you like some?
>> I can bring some in tomorrow.

>> by the way
>> it's entirely possible to have dream hangovers carry over
>> my phone screen is too bright and i missed my first two appointments

( PM to Edward Elric )

>> We need to talk.

This is--
I don't know how
goddamnit
>> I need you over here. Now.