Communications

>> I flew by the Enterprise earlier today.
>> I was gonna wave, but figured you didn't even know I was there.
>> BTW BB8 said he wants an invite aboard.
>> He's jealous that I've been on the Enterprise.

Want to come investigate this with me?

Either you're putting the monolith in different locations to mess with people, or you did something on your ship so they're multiplying in new locations.

Or something else that requires further investigation.

So which is it?

>>Hey American Friend
>>So since setting up fake ballot drop offs is illegal
>>And yet the Republican Party in Fresno, Los Angeles and Orange County created some
>>It's totally okay for me to just pop over to all of them
>>And remove them
>>Right?
>>It's not election interference if I'm reversing their fraud after all!

>> We should see if we can't figure out how to get you drunk

>>I'm bored
>>I'm thinking Live Aid
>>Followed by the Freddie Mercury Tribute Concert
>>You in?

Right, so.... Bucky and I ended up calling off the engagement. No one's fault, just with him staying in New York and me here, we realised we're at different places and all and that marriage isn't really the right thing at this point. So yeah, just a heads up on that.

Right so... sorry about the past two months. I'm fine though.

So, um. Clara's been acting weird the past couple days, and I don't know why? Like, our kitchen has so many deflated soufflé's in it for no reason?

Help?

>> So the ship I flew on in my Dreams is here
>> Would you care for a tour of the Normandy SR-2?

>> Ever watch Galaxy Quest?

>> okay
>> so i'm seeing dead people

So, not really sure on proper protocol for these things and probably should have said something yesterday or at least earlier today but time is funny like that.

Anyway.

Looks like Bucky and I are getting married.

Surprise?

>> So...
>> How mad is she exactly?

>> Hey

( Package delivery for Jim Kirk )

>> If I'd been taking shots during the hearing today
>> I'd be a dead man

>> I have tickets
>> to blasted england
>> england
>> In my hands
>> called Raj
>> tried to make good
>> *tickets*

This woman literally just called 911 because she burned her mouth on Pizza Rolls and wanted me to send her EMS. #Dumb911Calls

What's the dumbest thing you've heard this week?

>> So are we going to talk about it?
>> You know
>> Your performance issues.

>> Hey
>> Want to help me build a cloaking device?

>> Hey
>> It's Our Song

To Miranda

>> hello I--
>> this is bela we probably--
>> what are you fucking thinking bela--
>> FUCK--
>> Hi.

To Kirk
>> Do you ever get tired of all of this?
>> Uhm, the this being specifically
>> You know, the lots of people
>> thing

>> Soooo something you need to tell me about?

>> Is it rude to start with a dick pic?

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So for anyone who is free next weekend, Rose and I have been talking about doing a bonfire for the autumn season. Not that you can tell it's autumn here, no reason for something like that to stop a bonfire.

( Jim Kirk, you have (4) new messages )

>> I lack impulse control
>> You're an enabler
>> Do you want to go do something?

( Texts to Jim )

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( Inappropriate delivery )

>> You were right
>> I came back. In time to save an entire planet
>> But then I died again.
>> Still a good death, but felt a little cheap.
>> But... it was fun.

A very confused sounding Jim leaves the following in Clara's voicemail.

>> In my last dream, I lost Spock, but found I had a son.
>> Last night, I lost my son, but got Spock back
>> I was still trying to understand how to grieve Spock
>> How do you grieve a son you don't know?

( Text to Jim )

( Text to Constance )

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>> Clock still ticking?
>> Figuratively of course.

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>> Have you ever been just...
>> So tired

( Text to Constance )

( Text to Jim )

>> Not too soon to wish you happy Christmas, is it?

>> So are we okay? Is this going to be awkward?
>> Are you okay?
>> I noticed a few things
>> did I just commit necrophilia?am I going to hell because I want to do that again
>> Is this a dream thing?
>> Did it have to do with the tattoo?
>> Are you okay?

Text to Jim Kirk
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( Texts take place on 30/10/16, posted early because I'll be away during the plot )

>> I'm surprisingly sober
>> But the game I played tonight was jello shots sans liquor.
>> That is probably cheating.

Look what I've found. We're doing this.

There are also these.

( Texts to Dr McCoy )

( Text to Doctor Bones )

( [Text Message to Jim Kirk] )

>> I've been thinking.