Anne >> Confused >> Is this place always so crazy? >> I’ve had two people come into the hotel today wearing no clothes >> And they were not the body types you would wish to be seeing with no clothes >> I’m all for body confidence but really not my type
Kirk >> I’ve only limited experience in the crazy >> Outside of dreams, anyway. >> All bodies are beautiful, but that is in the eye of the beholder.
Anne >> Yours certainly is >> You can walk into my hotel naked anytime
Kirk >> That’s uh >> That’s a good way to get arrested
Anne >> Who would call the police when looking at an Adonis? >> I would seriously have some sort of amnesty in the hotel for just such an occasion >> At least I would if I didn’t think Constance would tease me relentlessly for it >> And besides, I’d whisk you away to my room before anyone could get a chance to call the police
Kirk >> I’m flattered >> But I wouldn’t call myself an Adonis >> Adonis lite ;)
Anne >> You’ll have to show me some time... >> I’m free this afternoon and there’s a lock on my office door ;-)
Kirk >> Usually people take me out to dinner first >> Are you feeling all right?
Anne >> We could do that too >> We’ve done Vietnamese, what could we try next? >> Me? Of course, I’m feeling fine, more than fine! >> Thank you for your concern, it’s very...touching >> Why do you ask?
Kirk >> You’re being very forward >> It’s not a bad thing, just unusual.
Anne >> Am I? >> I just felt like being honest >> I actually feel quite...uninhibited at the moment! >> I've already told two members of staff exactly what I thought of their appalling customer service skills >> I also told a guest exactly where he could insert the newspaper he was waving in my face when he tried to defend groping one of my housekeeping staff! >> And that was after I slapped him >> Now that you mention it, that doesn't sound like how I would normally handle that situation… >> Is there something wrong with me do you think? >> Does that mean you don’t feel the same way?
Kirk >> That sounds unusual for you >> You’re very attractive >> But it might be something we’d regret >> Especially if you’re not yourself.
Anne >> It might be, but it needed to be said >> He was being impolite and my staff needed to up their game anyway >> Oh >> I see >> Sorry, I can see I’ve got everything wrong, sorry
Kirk >> You don’t need to apologize >> I never expected you to come on this strong
Anne >> I was just being honest >> Sorry, I don’t know what came over me