Communications

[after this]

>> When you get back home, bring an ice pack or several
>> And maybe a maid or something
>> It's a bit of a mess here right now

( texts to hawke )

( texts to constantine )

( texts to max travelyan )

( texts to killian )

( image under cut )

[after this]

( texts to birkhoff )

( texts to hawke )

( texts to both hawke and leliana )

( private message to hazel )

>> Did you and your lady burn down a grocery store the other day?
>> I'm not judging, mate
>> Just curious

>> Good morning there, love
>> It's Hawke
>> I might have stolen your number from Bela's phone
>> I'm in need of your assistance, if you've a moment?

[after this]

( texts to dorian )

( texts to hawke )

( texts to nasir )

( texts to max trevelyan )

( texts to pete wisdom )

( texts to cullen rutherford )

[This includes Cullen, Lara, Maia, Hawke, Leliana and Isabela]

>> Alright, so I've decided that I'm definitely getting the Warden symbol as a tattoo.
>> I'm just still not sure if it'll be on my shoulder or side.
>> I'm taking votes.

Considering they no longer need my mother's corpse for investigative purposes, I can with absolute certainty say we'll be holding funeral services Friday evening at [location]. Closed casket, and we'll be cremating the remains. Don't feel obligated to come, but if you do, I'm going to politely ask no white lillies are brought. I'll only say that once.

There'll be scotch, but please refrain from vomiting everywhere. Unless it's on the wealthy Amell relatives that are flying in. You can vomit on them.

( texts to wisdom )

( texts to midna )

( texts to sir cullen )

[texts to Hawke]
>>I need advice.
>>This is a completely serious matter.

[texts to Alistair]
>>Would you like to go to dinner?
>>Like a date. With dinner, and maybe a couple of pints. Or wine.

As some of you know, I'm planning a get-together for Pete and Lina in honor of their first child making an appearance in the world very soon - it's not really a shower, but more like a celebration.

It will take place Saturday, March 5th, from around 6:00 pm to whenever people leave. I'm hosting what will be a backyard barbecue (babyq, or does that sound awful?) at my place in San Clemente, located at [address]. There will be plenty of things to eat and also beer, other cocktails, and non-alcoholic beverages. As I understand it, the parents-to-be have registered at the baby mecca known as Babies R'Us.

Please come and enjoy yourselves. I promise there will be absolutely zero games to play - just food and fun and celebration of new life.

This is also a surprise, so if you could not mention it to either of them, we'll let Hawke jump out and give Wisdom a heart attack as he intends to do.

Don't you owe me dinner and a pint?

>> [selfie of hawke + bela + treasure + spider corpses in the background]
>> I shagged on a pile of treasure
>> What'd you do today, mate?

( texts to lina )

( texts to stephen )




( pm to garrett hawke )

[during this]

>> Hospitals are so...blah
>> How does anyone stand it
>> By the way, don't ever wake up struck by lightning
>> Though I suppose lightning doesn't strike in the same place twice, does it

( texts to hawke )

( texts to caroline )

I don't know if I'm drunk or I somehow, mysteriously, huffed too much paint fumes but my house is different.

Everything's all nautical-themed, like vintage scraps of wood and seductive-looking lamps and sea glass! Plus, huge. Did I mention huge? I really enjoy how huge everything is, how much space there is, it's delightful.

I'm going to throw a party to ensure it's not just me who is stoned beyond belief. Everyone's invited!

( texts to Isabela )

( texts to Emma Frost )

>> Hey there, gorgeous
>> Got a minute?


[rated R in comments, because it's them]

( texts to peggy carter )

( texts to garrett hawke )

( texts to Pete Wisdom )

( texts to Anders )

>> So... how IS that case going?

>> LOOK AT THIS
>> [pic]
>> LOOK AT IT
>> IT IS GLORIOUS
>> IT IS MASSIVE
>> IT IS MINE
>> It is also ugly as sin
>> In a baddass sort of way
>> BUT
>> IT IS MINE

( Hawkes (all of them). )

>>[Close up shots of breasts]
>>Here you go, princess ;D

>> Listen, about finding my mother.
>> I think you need to put that aside for now.
>> Those terrorists I mentioned have her in custody...
>> You'll be in more trouble than I want you in if you pursue it.
>> Also, this is the only number safe to contact me at right now.

>> Guess what I found in my office this morning.
>> A suit of ridiculously pointy armor.
>> Spikey as hell.
>> Fits perfectly.
>> Even if the helmet is sort of silly looking.

[Text to Carver & Garrett Hawke]

>> She's waking up.
>> Bring chocolate.

[Group text to Carver, Bethany & Garrett]

>> I need you to all come to the police station.
>> Something's happened.

>> Any luck in finding who I'm looking for?

>> Carver and I are pranking Marian.
>> In or out?