DISORDER JOURNALS

So for the record, if anyone is on Incendr and gets swiped by a lady with the user name TabulaRapture, she's not actually that into you.

Or, well. She's into you, but she's more into the thought of eating you, because she's definitely a hag and she definitely doesn't look like her pic on the site and she definitely is paying someone to do the back-and-forth meet-and-greet before you get together in person part on the app for her because yeah. This hag was definitely not the English Major that she seemed to be on the app once we met irl.

ORDER.

Grawpy and me got outta Hogwarts. Hitwizards sent ter arrest me fer Support Harry Potter party. Dunno which ones. Students tha' were with me are safe, but may be sneakin' around insteada back in bed.

[ WEASLEYS + FLEUR, CHUCK, OLIVER, ANGELINA ]

There are three very important birthdays coming up and while I know how everything is, we still should celebrate them as appropriately as we can.

Also -- in before Mum gets there: George, why are you still single, you're the last holdout, etc etc.

[ FLEUR ]

What would you like to do for your birthday? Family celebrations aside.

[ MOLLY & CHARLIE ]

Let's work out your differences before Fleur's birthday, please.

[ ARTHUR ]

How're things at work? I feel like we've been focusing on Percy and the twins a lot recently, and things can't be easy for you either.

[ PERCY ]

Enjoying married life?

Muggles at the pub this evening were complaining about daylight savings and I still don't understand this? It seems very inconvenient.