DISORDER JOURNALS

lol remember being a teenager? how did we not all get our lights punched out at least once?

DMLE

went to break up rubeus hagrid's support harry potter party and got a little more than we bargained for. joe and i are fine but hagrid escaped with a fucking giant. so i guess you could say this was a giant failure.

in other news, a nogtail attacked us thanks to your brother, chelsea. if you've never seen a nogtail, they're hideous bambi-legged demon pigs. so that was fun.

Normally, I'd be all for creative writing, but five wonderful, innocent people are dead thanks to Gerald Avery and his friends, not me.

Catchy title, though.

my neighbour's cat had a litter of all-white kittens except for one black one and i want him

WARDED TO YOUNG PURISTS.

am i meant to care about diggle and his 500 questionable exes

[ R08 ]

consider this: what if we all left

ADDED LATER:

[ NORA ]

what if we left & took everyone we care about with us by force