DISORDER JOURNALS

Personally I've always found Polyjuice claims to be a little too convenient for my tastes.

[ FORMER AURORS ]

I don't think I've ever been more proud of my name showing up in the newspaper. But I still think Rosier is a pathetic little shit for leaking the conversation.

Wish to thank Mary Francine Goldstein for coming down to work with me personally on getting her ID. It was such a pleasure to have such a lovely meeting with you today.

[Friends]

I knew she would break eventually.

To dispel any rumours that may be circulating, the Department of Magical Sports and Games is not releasing free tickets now or anytime in the future for the Quidditch World Cup. Somehow, some people have received the wrong information and I have to clarify that not only are we not giving away free tickets, we are also not giving away family passes, and there are no luxury packages involved.

the prophet is right about one thing: chelsea corner is too good for this world.

in unrelated news, i would like to apologise for my absence on today's episode of the pitch -- someone's idea of a joke left me unable to speak for a few hours. i'll be back tomorrow morning to discuss all the latest news and weigh in on a topic from today (or why viktor krum's performance in the 2014 world cup was not that great.)

[ FRIENDS OF CHELSEA ]

the star of the dmle turns another year older tomorrow, so let's all meet for drinks at the chy bar. she WILL give you an autograph if you ask nicely.

WILL CADWALLADER:

Hey, what's your excuse for your son not going back to school? Have they come by to ask?