DISORDER JOURNALS

[Auror Dearborn]

Hey. You're still O+ in my book. Sorry about the manbun.

[Non Purist Friends]

Is there a word for charity when the people it serves are anything but needy?

So, how many resolutions are already out the door, you figure? I know my one to keep Caper out of my sketchy neighbour's flat and bringing his weird shite back to mine is already up in smoke. It's a good thing I've got about six others I'm working at to make up for it.

Dear LonelyLovelessLad26,

I am not your missed connection.

I did not respond to your whodoo post.

Or your incendr post

I did not ask you to floo call me 37 38 times this week wearing a Phantom of the Opera mask. I am not your angel of music.

I will not be getting coffee with you. I don't drink coffee. That is not an invitation to "teach me to like coffee because I'm obviously not drinking the right kind."

Stop this harassment immediately or I will stop you.

[ Death Eaters ]

As it turns out, Diggle wasn't lying about that tentacle creature.

In related news, a tentacle creature has taken up residence in what was meant to be my troll caves.

In similarly related news, I'm going to need someone to kill Dedalus Diggle. Slowly, if possible.