DISORDER JOURNALS

Fenrir Greyback. What fun.

You can all go to hell. (Merrily, of course.)

If anyone is being "snatched", raise up the flag and let me know where you're at. I'll come help you get out.

[ORDER]

31 August. Where are we at?

So how much do you get if you deliver a muggleborn such as myself to Chez Cat Hair? Surely we can't be worth more than a knut or two? We are terrible magic stealing interlopers, after all.


[Andromeda]

On the off-chance this post will give you a headache, I bought a lot of fancy alcohol with my last paycheque. And a cat.

[Drew & Jeremy]

As you've probably noticed I'm gone from work. I won't be coming back until someone does us all a favour and put that miserable old fool down once and for all. I really liked working with both of you, and just want to check in. Please be careful and look out for each other.

Apologies if I come off as a concerned parent.

Two days until the registration deadline. Do your part for the Magical World. Register today!

[ Death Eaters ]

Thank you all for clearing your schedules for tomorrow's activities.

We've successfully owled a number of muggle families whose children were due to begin at Hogwarts on September 1st. They believe the train is leaving on August 31st.

We will be present to [...] intercept these young magic usurpers and bring them [ coordinates ].

Do let's not be too messy about it.



We'll also need a few of our members disguised on September 1st at the platform in case anything goes awry. Don't be late.

[ Mulcibers ]

Briony, dear, I enjoyed your last video entry. Did you get a chance to watch it yet, Victoria? "Back to school looks you can even do in the dungeon"? It might skew a little young, but some wonderful tips, my dear.

PERCY WEASLEY:

We need to talk about something.

if a mudblood's eaten by a werewolf in a forest and no one is around to see it, does anyone care?