DISORDER JOURNALS

[ Magpies ]

Hello loves, I need some time with each of you this week individually for a check-in. Let me know if there's anything specific you'll want to work on.

[ Rhys & Baz ]

[...] Their flight's delayed. Some sort of equipment thing, which is just always so reassuring. Both of you please remind me not to stress check my phone every twenty-five seconds like a lunatic, because nothing is wrong and everything is okay.

Carrot is feeling better.

[ Insert photo of Carrot the puffskein looking up at the camera here ]

This is a formal reminder that there are three days left until the Muggle-born registration deadline. August 31 is fast approaching. We appreciate those who have come forward already and look forward to meeting with the rest of you over the next three days.

someone tell me a joke. like a really good one, like a tears running down my cheeks clutching my stomach COULD pee my pants but i won't joke.

i'll also take memes. i guess. BUT ONLY FUNNY ONES. like ykw self-fellating or snatchers spontaneously combusting funny.

DREW

what are we going to do about dad?