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Tweak says, "huh doing what with who?"

Eothain is fresh out of fucks to give. (eothain) wrote in valarcomm,
@ 2014-04-01 21:55:00

Entry tags:

!trigger warning, eomer, eothain

text to Eomer

>> Hi dad.
>> I was told to call or text you.
>> They said for you to pick me up and pay the fine since I was caught stealing some beer and a carton of cigs.
>> Not even april fools. You're a bad dad. lol
>> Bail me out, dude.

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	king_of_rohan 2014-04-02 05:06 am UTC (link)
	>> If I'm such a bad dad. >> I'll just ignore this text and leave you in there. >> You little shit. >> I told you not to get caught after the last time. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	eothain 2014-04-02 05:09 am UTC (link)
	>> Fuck you, dad. >> Don't be a dick. >> You can't leave me in here. >> I'm pedobear bait. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eothain 2014-04-02 05:09 am UTC (link)
	>> And yeah it's juvvie but there's older assholes here too. >> So STFU. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	king_of_rohan 2014-04-02 05:15 am UTC (link)
	>> Maybe I'll bail you out and maybe I won't. >> Maybe I'll tell your mother. >> She'd like a reason to kick your ass. >> Which jail? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

eothain
2014-04-02 05:19 am UTC (link)

>> My REAL mom doesn't give a shit and you know it.
>> If it's Eowyn, she's the fake mom, and she would leap on the chance to kick my ass.
>> She's mean and abusive.
>> That's why I didn't call her.
>> Tell fake mom that I'm going to file a report with child services.
>> I'll show her.

>> [address]
>> It's juvvie not jail.
>> Buy me beer and cigarettes before you drop me off.

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	king_of_rohan 2014-04-02 05:23 am UTC (link)
	>> Sure, I'll let Fake Mom know. >> That'll definitely endear her to you. >> Fine. >> I'll pick you up. >> But I ain't buying you anything. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eothain 2014-04-02 05:27 am UTC (link)
	>> Fake mom hates me already. >> Maybe I shouldn't have called her a milf. >> I need smokes and beer. >> I had to chuck my weed and pills too before they caught me. >> Don't turn my awesome experience of having a faster metabolism into a shit fest. >> Not cool. Don't be an asshole. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	king_of_rohan 2014-04-02 06:09 am UTC (link)
	>> You're like what, nine? >> Shit, no beer or smokes for you. >> I'm not being an asshole. >> I'm being that guy who bails you out. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eothain 2014-04-02 06:16 am UTC (link)
	>> I was sneaking my mom's 'bf's smokes when I was six. >> You're bailing me out and dropping me off on the street. >> How the FUCK does that even make sense. >> You can get it for me or I can shoulder tap and get into stranger danger. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	king_of_rohan 2014-04-02 06:19 am UTC (link)
	>> Maybe I'll just take you to my place. >> You can crash on my couch or something. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eothain 2014-04-02 06:25 am UTC (link)
	>> Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. >> You're not going to start getting all dad-like and shit are you? >> ONE beer. I'll drink it slow. >> Fuck, man. Whatever. >> I don't give a shit, get me out of here. >> I'll sneak out and score something when you're not looking anyway. >> The cops are staring at me funny because I'm bitching out loud. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	king_of_rohan 2014-04-02 06:37 am UTC (link)
	>> Fine, one beer. >> I'll see you soon, asshole. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eothain 2014-04-02 06:44 am UTC (link)
	>> Cool. >> Hurry. >> One of the cops is trying to get all chummy with me. >> It's freaking me out. >> Hold on. He called me 'little man'. >> I told him to step the fuck back and I don't give a rat's ass about his 'little man' speech, I'm fucking texting here. >> Seriously wtf. Interrupting rude ass. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	king_of_rohan 2014-04-02 07:01 am UTC (link)
	>> If he pulls any more shit I'll kick his ass. >> Can't text and drive, not gonna reply anymore. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eothain 2014-04-02 07:03 am UTC (link)
	>> I told him my dad's going to kick his ass and he laughed. >> I'm gonna get you arrested. >> Oh and wtf other rude ass. >> I text and drive all the time. >> Alright fine. See ya when you get here. (Reply to this) (Parent)