[to Boromir] >> I told you I'd text. >> YOU AREN'T GOING TO IGNORE IT, ARE YOU? >> Now tell me all about how you think your man bits are better than girl bits for paintballing. >> All about Eomer's sister and you and if there's a thing. >> And what kind of assistant that Eomer is since it seems so secret squirrel. >> And how much fun it would be to invite Aunt Ivri out for a fundraiser dinner for your upcoming election. :) :) :)
[to Eomer] >> Hi! >> This is probably a huge mistake letting me text you. >> But I think it's easier to talk like this than broadcasting it all over the place. >> Boromir's very mindful of what's said or done in public, after all! >> You'd know that, of course. :)