Communications

( Texts to Regina and Emma )

( Texts to Tink )

Mass texts to Friends:

» Seriously though
» What the ever-loving FUCK was that
» I'm so done with this place

[Text to Hans]
>> Apparently Halloween's still not over.
>> Please tell me you've dodged this entire trainwreck.

[Text to Shepard]
>> Aside from your cyborg implants
>> You're still you, right?

[Text to Neal/Tink]
>> Here's hoping you're both still normal.

( Texts! )


( Texts! )

( Texts! )

(Tink's here when coded!)

( [Text Messages to Neal Cassidy] )

( [Text Message to Remy LeBeau] )

( [Text Messages to Neal] )

Identical texts to friends. If you think you are, you probably are, because it's Neal

» Good news
» I'm not dead in my dreams
» Was healed in the Enchanted Fucking Forest and Mulan was there
» On the way to Neverland while clinging to the Shadow's foot, so that's fun
» I also got a present from the dream fairy
» If you ever need to track anyone down, give me a shout, I may have something for it

( [Text Message to Neal Cassidy] )

( text messages to tink )

( [Text Message to Neal] )

>> What do I wear on a second date?
>> ...we're going fishing. To a fishing derby thing.
>> He stopped by the garage to ask me.

>> ...I might have a date. Maybe.
>> I think it's a date, anyway.
>> I don't know what to do.
>> I don't know what to wear.
>> I haven't had a date in...
>> years.

>> Got a second?

Tink had to get up early and run off to work in the morning, so she left Billy's card and present on the bedside table. Inside the card she wrote "text me later, xoxo Tink".

[Text Messages to Hale Santiago]
>> You have to see this.
>> You have to come over and see this.
>> Wait, maybe I should come to you.
>> Might be weird if Billy came home and saw me showing you
>> ...not that it's that kind of thing...
>> Need help. Or advice
>> Just... YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS.

>> Wings.
>> I have wings.
>> WINGS BILLY.
>> IHAVEWINGS.

>> Hey
>> I'm back in town!
>> How have you been?

>> So.
>> I might have. uh.
>> We should stay out of the apartment for a while.
>> How about I pick you up from work and we do dinner out?

>> Lunch tomorrow?
>> Also, a good friend of mine wants to meet you.
>> Ready to do the 'meet the boyfriend' thing?

>> Do you own a nice suit?

>> Hi, I'm Kitty and I'm taking time out of my angst organizing Clarice and Illyana's wedding.
>> So we'll be having an emergency wedding, Sunday 9/15, and you're all invited.
>> Time and Place
>> There will be food, and drinks, and if there's a disaster I will personally cut a bitch.

>> Hey.
>> Illyana asked me to marry her.
>> And we're going to leave the county.

>> Did you ever find out about that wallet?
>> I was just thinking about it. Not sure if I asked you.

[Text to Sybil Crawley]
>> Hi.
>> Just checking in.
>> Seeing how you're doing.



[Text to Tink]
>> I gave you advice.
>> Time to return the favour.

[Identical texts to Tom, Hale, Thor, Blink]
>> His name is Billy and he's my boyfriend.
>> BOYFRIEND.
>> I HAVE A BOYFRIEND!

>> I like you.
>> I mean.

put down bottle, Tink.

>> Hi.

[Text Message to Tom Branson]
>> Help. I have a huge crush on a friend.
>> Dunno what to do.

[Text Message to Blink]
>> Is this weird to talk about?
>> I need advice.
>> About a crush.

[Text Message to Thor]
>> Sup, Homes?
>> I need some advice.

( [Text Messages to Billy Horrible] )

[Text Message to Tom Branson]
>> Working on beating my old score on Mario.

[Text Message to Wendy Darling]
>> Do I haaave to go in to work tomorrow?
>> Because I feel like staying up all night and playing video games.

[Text Message to Billy Horrible]
>> Guess what I'm doing right now?
>> < screenshot.jpg >

[Texts to Billy]
>> We're going to Iron Man 3 this weekend, right?
>> TELL ME we're going to Iron Man 3.

[Texts to Scotty]
>> Well, it's not the Hobbit, but
>> Iron Man 3
>> Y/Y/MFY???

[Texts to Anakin]
>> Iron Man 3.
>> You in?

( Private to Tink )

>> Thai? We still on for Friday?
>> [Address]
>> I'm really excited. I have the whole afternoon off of work!
>> Maybe you can teach me how to take care of a cactus.

[Text Messages to Gendry Waters]
>> There's a clinic in Irvine we can go to that will take samples.
>> That is, if you're still up for this.

[Text Messages to Loras Tyrell and Portia]
>> It's about time the two of you met.
>> When are you both free?

[Text Messages to Tinkerbell]
>> Hey you.
>> What have you been up to?

>> Definitely not high! Had computer issues!

[Texts to Portia]
>> Wanted to let you know that I'm doing better.
>> I should be getting out of the hospital tomorrow or Tuesday.

[Texts to Tink]
>> How're you doing? Did you get the antidote?
>> I plan on doing something to thank you properly for that chicken soup.

>> Doing okay?
>> Have some virtual flowers

>> She's alive!

>> There's a big party where there's CARS
>> Would you like to go?
>> Because CARS, lassie, CARS.
>> I promise no trollfaces!
>> I'll save those for the internet!

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( Text to Alice )



( Text to Jane )



( Text to Clarice )



( Text to Kitty Pryde )



( Text to Hermione )

trynottobeawkwardtrynottobeawkward

>> Want to get coffee?

>> So there are robots that want to kill some of
>> Do you want to go to a club?