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Dean Winchester | Mikey Donovan (
winmychester
) wrote in
valarcomm
,
@
2014
-
10
-
25
23:37:00
drinking while texting; sam, mickey, alaric and tink.
Dean
Hypothetically.
Dean
Your ex comes back into town.
Dean
And she has a kid.
Dean
And if your math is correct….
Dean
He could be yours.
Dean
But you aren’t exactly sure.
Dean
What do you do then?
Dean
Hypothetically speaking of course.
Ric
Uh huh. Hypothetically
Ric
You could try asking her if he's yours?
Dean
Saw through that one did you?
Dean
I could.
Dean
I did think of that.
Dean
Not really sure what happens when I get an answer though.
Ric
I guess that depends on whether you want to be in the kid's life or not.
Dean
Not really sure I'd be any good at it.
Ric
You think I was ready for Annie when she came along? No way.
Ric
But you learn, you get better, if that's what you want.
Ric
If it's not, seems like it'd do more harm than good to let it all come out.
Dean
I don’t know. You seem good at it.
Dean
If I did the math right...he’s 3 almost 4.
Dean
I’m going to text her.
Ric
I've had 6 years of practice.
Ric
I screwed up plenty in the beginning.
Dean
I think I’m going to need a drink.
Ric
That’s easy enough.
Ric
Meet at Last Call?
Dean
Sounds good.
Dean
See you there.
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Dean
Hypothetically.
Dean
Your ex comes back into town.
Dean
And she has a kid.
Dean
And if your math is correct….
Dean
He could be yours.
Dean
But you aren’t exactly sure.
Dean
What do you do then?
Dean
Hypothetically speaking of course.
Mickey
Invent a time machine so you can go back and tell your younger self to use a damn condom?
Dean
Incase you were wondering that was not helpful. At all.
Mickey
Not true. Humor is extremely helpful in stressful situations.
Dean
Maybe. In a few days.
Dean
I thought we did.
Dean
I always do.
Dean
Almost always. Most of the time.
Mickey
See, the ALMOST is how you end up knocking up hypothetical exes.
Mickey
Just ask her if it's yours, man. Only way to know.
Dean
Hey. I wasn’t planning on running into her while she was home.
Dean
I know.
Dean
If it is...dude he’s three or four.
Mickey
Yeah.
Mickey
Better you than me, dude.
Dean
Drinks. I need shots.
Dean
Then I’ll text her.
Mickey
Maybe sober up before you text her.
Mickey
Just an idea.
Dean
Hey. I’m not going to be drunk.
Dean
Just one or two
so I’m less likely to chicken out.
Mickey
Uh huh. It’s your funeral.
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Dean
Hypothetically.
Dean
Your ex comes back into town.
Dean
And she has a kid.
Dean
And if your math is correct….
Dean
He could be yours.
Dean
But you aren’t exactly sure.
Dean
What do you do then?
Dean
Hypothetically speaking of course.
Sam
You didn't.
Sam
What am I saying? Of course you did.
Dean
Hey...no one knows that for sure just yet.
Sam
The fact that you even suspect means you did something you probably shouldn't have.
Sam
Just ask her, Dean. Only way to know for sure.
Dean
In my defense it was a couple of years ago.
Dean
I know.
Dean
Or the ground could open up beneath me and swallow me up.
Dean
That could work too.
Sam
A couple of- like around the time Lisa was visiting?
Sam
I don't think that actually happens when you're life isn't a cartoon.
Dean
Yeah. That would be the time.
Dean
And I haven’t heard from her since then.
Dean
Not until I ran into her.
Sam
You gotta talk to her, Dean
Sam
You're just gonna drive yourself crazy til you do.
Dean
Me drive myself crazy?
Dean
Possibly.
Dean
So. You might possibly be an uncle.
Sam
How about you get confirmation BEFORE I break out the cigars, huh?
Dean
After another drink or two.
Dean
Then I’ll text her.
Sam
Oh, yeah, drunk texting. There’s a good idea.
Dean
Not...drunk texting.
Dean
Texting...and having a couple of drinks.
Dean
There’s a difference.
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