Breaking news: Orange County is in a state of emergency.
Authorities were called to a destructive scene in Fountain Valley, where the majority of an apartment complex now lays in ruins. Witnesses say they felt the building quake before the walls collapsed, and are claiming a spiderlike monster emerged, responsible for the damage. No casualties have been reported, and the wounded are being treated.
[fuzzy masive spider-monster image]Authorized personnel are following its path. So far several cars have been trampled, a newly renovated Best Buy has been destroyed, and the damage toll is steadily rising. We advise citizens to be on the look out.
[Interview with an angry soccer mom who had her van stomped on, and in the background, the homeless man from the Park Explosion Incident wearing a pair of black glittery flats.]