Communications

>> I woke up this morning and things were... different.
>> I look different.
>> Just to warn you before you see me.

>> So uhm, hi dad.
>> You're not going to believe this.
>> But I went through a growth spurt or something.
>> Try not to call the police when I get home.

To Boromir:

>> I may have encountered what I hope is a temporary issue.
>> If it is not, then I fear I won't ever be taken seriously while teaching, ever again.

Later subsequent texts to Eowyn & Thor:

>> We might not be able to make it for paintball this weekend.
>> I think this area has caused both myself and Boromir to have Benjamin Button syndrome.

»Something's come up and I won't be around for a bit. <3 Not sure how long yet.

>> Did you guys shrink?
>> I shrank to 'enjoys disney movies' age.
>> It sucks :(

>> When women want to get rid of a phone number
>> They bin it, right?
>> They don't put it in their handbag?

>> Hi dad.
>> I was told to call or text you.
>> They said for you to pick me up and pay the fine since I was caught stealing some beer and a carton of cigs.
>> Not even april fools. You're a bad dad. lol
>> Bail me out, dude.