Communications

[Text to Jefferson]
>> Hey buster!
>> It's Alice from the club
>> still fancy that cuppa?

[Text to Pansy]
>> I just asked a bloke to go get tea
>> and I can't date him even though I fancy him awfully
>> want to go get drunk?

[Text to Oliver]
>> we should figure out some sock on the door arrangement
>> you've got your bird and
>> I've got this bloke I can never date and wish to
>> bellyache about in privacy

>> So. Able to walk yet?

[Roland]
>> The date did not go well

» About that cup of coffee...
» I could use a cup at lunch.

>> [Address]
>> You're going to want your people on this, stat.

Good evening, folks! We have a slew of new stories today, as well as a particularly sad one. From Lingerie Orgies to reclusive playrights, to robots, we have it all today!

( Domestic Violence Ruins Ballet Career! )
( Bodyguard nabs model )
( Vigilante News )
( Pepper Potts Pregnant, Tony Stark Proposes )
( Black Family Scandal? )
( Pinkie Pie caught in affairs! )
( Thor gets around )
( Lingerie Orgy! )
( Zevran Zevran Zevran... )
( MMA artist gone gay! )
( Mysterious? )
( Robot Rampage )
( Murderer escapes! )
( Breaking Tragedy )

>> Are you all right?
>> They're saying there was an accident, but Skeeter tends to lie a lot.

[Texts to Thor]
>> Did you see the Skeeter article?
>> Call me.
>> Please?

[Texts to Fred]
>> Will be in late to work tomorrow.
>> Have drinking to do.

>>What size shirt do you wear?
>>I uh... Need to know.

>> PREGNANT?!

>>I finished your gown, sweetie!
>>[Three images of different angles, gown with pink, blue, yellow polka-spots and ribbon in pink, white. And the gown is knee length]
>>And I made you a pair of shoes to match!
>>[ Shoes]
>>Oh and this! The veil!
>>[The end of the veil has the same colour dot pattern]

Ring, Ring

"Please pick up, please pick up..."

>> Seems we had a friend in common.

>> Emma is safe and at my apartment.
>> Do you need my help?

>> saw that putain news rag.
>> you ok?
>> candy & me was wondering.
>> somebody gotta sue that dumb bitch.