Text Messages [Text to Jefferson] >> Hey buster! >> It's Alice from the club >> still fancy that cuppa?
[Text to Pansy] >> I just asked a bloke to go get tea >> and I can't date him even though I fancy him awfully >> want to go get drunk?
[Text to Oliver] >> we should figure out some sock on the door arrangement >> you've got your bird and >> I've got this bloke I can never date and wish to >> bellyache about in privacy