Communications

[Secure text to Coulson]

>> I need backup at Stark Tower. Stat.

[Secure text to John]

>> If you do not have a tall, stiff drink waiting for me when I get home, I'm going to be very upset.

Sent last night.

>> Sometimes I wonder how these things happen to me.
>> I am babysitting a room full of inebriated Avengers.
>> And apparently Tony's fan club? I didn't know he had a fan club.
>> Nick Fury is reading us a bedtime story.
>> I have to stick it out because I'm the DD.
>> I feel like a terrible person for inviting you, but do you want to come?
>> I'm not going to lie, this is very, uh, interesting?
>> So if you don't want to come, that's fine.
>> But as a positive, they're all fun people.

>> You busy later?

If you can get away from your mother in the next hour, I have a doctor here at the ranch who can run those tests for you.

[Dani]
>> Soo...
>> I went to the doctor
>> Apparently I do everything wrong

[Msg to Mai and Zuko]

I'm taking Ty Lee on Vacation next week. Try not to let everything fall apart while we're gone.

[Locked to Mai]

I need a ring. I expect her to say no, but I want to try.

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To: Dani
From: Thane Krios
Subject Line: ( Regarding Neena Thurman )

>> I'm assuming I don't need to tell you that I didn't cripple anyone.
>> The broken bones were valid.

>> Now that I've come up for air.
>> She said yes!

» You're welcome.

>> Rita thinks the Blackbird is a UFO.
>> I'm amused.