Communications

>>You and I need to talk mister. About my friend Merrill.

Are you busy tomorrow?

Had to send someone to do your dirty work? You could have asked nicely.

[Msg to Phil Coulson]

What do you do when you no longer belong?

[Msg to Elektra]

You're a hard woman to love.

>>So, sexy boi!
>>What is your favorite animal?

Uhm Illyana, where the hell are you?

I can't believe what I'm seeing in the mirror.

(ooc: stage 3 now)

[Obi-Wan]
>> I know you have occasionally taken a day off
>> But usually you let me know well in advance
>> Is everything okay?


And immediately upon revelation that Obi-Wan and Dani were shot...
[Merrill]
>> Obi-Wan and Dani were shot!
>> They are okay
>> But shot! With a gun!


ooc: obi doesn't use a stark phone, so everything went fine there. but as for frodo's text to merrill, any takers? XD

>> Rarity keeps asking to see... things.
>> I think Setsuna's failing in her duty to distract her.

» Just confirming our time together tomorrow.
» 6pm?

» Hey, you still have one of those moon rocks?

>> Ha ha found this thing in ur house
>> I put some weed in it
>> nao ur mishun shuld u chooze 2 ackept
>> is 2 find teh weed b4 it self destrucks

With the lack of activity from the mysterious caped figure that was terrorizing the streets several weeks ago, we thought things might have been safe again. Alas, that is not the case. Another vigilante has taken his place, stomping the constitutional rights of our county's citizens.

Our theory? Murder. This "Nighthawk" murdered the previous man, so as not to have competition on his turf!

And just what happened to that mysterious woman in London during the Olympics?

Murder. And the proof will be forthcoming!

Things have picked up on the Natasha Romanoff front, as our photographer appeared to capture a picture of her in a heated embrace with her red-headed co-star, Sansa Stark.

[Picture]

But wait! It's well known that Sansa was not on set that day, and our photographer investigated further. The other woman appears to be Miss Leliana, Romanoff's assistant. Clearly, for Miss Romanoff, being her assistant also means being her whore.

What have you sunken to, Miss Romanoff? And does Ms. Stark need to watch her pretty rear end?

>> Your fired. Just kidding
>> I hope this doesn't make things awkward between us.

>> Guess who's done for the day and waiting for you in bed.

>>I had a naughty dream last night and you were in me... I mean it.

>> I'm so so so sorry I bit you
>> Maybe you should have your mom totes check you for like...vampire cooties
>> You don't want vampire cooties.

>> How are you feeling? Neena's doing better after her ordeal, but you were bleeding pretty badly by the end of it.
>> Remind me to buy a drink for your jedi friends.

>> When are you going to ask me out on another date?

>> I need to talk to you about something

>> When did you get shot?
>> How did you get shot?

>> I kept meaning to tell you this and I'm sorry it took this long.
>> But I was shot and ended up in the hospital for a few days.
>> Really long story that involves turrets.
>> And rescuing Neena.

>> Listen, about finding my mother.
>> I think you need to put that aside for now.
>> Those terrorists I mentioned have her in custody...
>> You'll be in more trouble than I want you in if you pursue it.
>> Also, this is the only number safe to contact me at right now.

[Text to Tony Stark, FAILED, Sent to Frodo Baggins]

>> Knock knock.

>> I feel like I should apologize for my behavior on Sunday night.
>> Mainly the part where I was awkward and clumsy and had no idea what I was doing.
>> But also probably the dancing. Are you sure it didn't blind you?

>> i got a message from koala
>> kola
>> kolyat
>> apparently he thought he was texting a girl
>> it was
>> not appropriate

See anything you like?

[naked picture of Ianto attached]

>> Well, it would seem that the press have already been following us around.
>> You are alright? I was not sure if I should keep my distance or not...
>> Considering some of that report is true, oui?
>> I hope you are not angry with me.

( Delivered to Neena's Hospital Room )